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Is there a cure for the Infamous Beer Sh*ts?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:19 pm
There aren't many things in this world better than popping the top on one your favorite ice cold brews at an early morning tailgate in preparation for a day filled with drinking and watching football. Unfortunately starting at 10am for that 7pm game has at least at one time put us all in the same situation. For the next 1-3 days you spend enough time on the porcelain throne to be considered the Restroom King at your workplace.
Are there any cures?
Are there any preparations that help?
Are there different types of beer that you think make the situation better/worse?
Are there any cures?
Are there any preparations that help?
Are there different types of beer that you think make the situation better/worse?
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:20 pm to Eric Stratton
Take 2 lomotil before heading out
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:20 pm to Eric Stratton
Drink more beer.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:21 pm to Cosmo
Metamucil, regularly.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:21 pm to Eric Stratton
Drink a can of prune juice between every beer.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:21 pm to Eric Stratton
take 2 dulcolax before heading out
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:22 pm to Eric Stratton
take 2 Imodium before you leave the house.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:22 pm to Eric Stratton
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This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 7:10 am
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:23 pm to tgrbaitn08
drink scotch
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:23 pm to Eric Stratton
buttplug
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:23 pm to Eric Stratton
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:24 pm to Eric Stratton
drink whiskey
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:26 pm to Eric Stratton
Are they really a problem for you. My beer shits are usually only an issue for anyone in the restroom while they are occurring or anytime within the 30 minutes following them. I feel like it's a good cleanse personally. Get's all those toxins out of your system.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:26 pm to Topwater Trout
whiskey shits are even more fierce
i like it though
I enjoy a good blowout colon cleanse in the morning
i like it though
I enjoy a good blowout colon cleanse in the morning
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:26 pm to Eric Stratton
There is no known medical treatment for the beer shits nor SAS (swamp arse syndrome) that follows.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:27 pm to Eric Stratton
Hit the cheese tray hard at the tailgate.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:28 pm to willIAM wALTER
Not as much of a problem but the fact that a got stuff to do today... and sitting in the john for roughly 3 hrs a day ain't cutting it.
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:29 pm to Eric Stratton
1. Try Pepto
2. Buy more TP
3. Worse- Any fruity/cider beer
2. Buy more TP
3. Worse- Any fruity/cider beer
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:33 pm to Eric Stratton
Drink something else?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 3:34 pm to eddieray
Any other beer selections from experience?
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