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re: Is it too soon to be considering asking this girl to be my GF?

Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:48 am to
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125127 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:48 am to
OP reads like a virgin alert
Posted by LSUTil_iDie
Lawrenceville, GA
Member since Jan 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:49 am to
It's definitely not a professional job
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:50 am to
I wouldn't date a coworker. That kind of stuff follows you
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21847 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:50 am to
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are you 16?


Let's see:

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coworker

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Kissing emojis and all of that.

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haven't kissed yet

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Could mean everything


Posted by LSUTil_iDie
Lawrenceville, GA
Member since Jan 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:51 am to
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Aren't you the guy who lost a ton of weight?


Yeah that's me. That's why I don't have a shite ton of experience with this. I wasn't slaying poon in HS and college like everybody else.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11496 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:51 am to
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Beta, hell you might be a Charlie...


Bravo, sir.

Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86740 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:53 am to
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I wasn't slaying poon in HS and college like everybody else


so you're not 16? yeesh

well for starters, you don't fricking ask a girl "to be your girlfriend" after HS

you start dating and after awhile it is just assumed y'all are exclusive, or you can ask if you need some type of confirmation

but you don't fricking ask if they want to be your girlfriend
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:53 am to
Dude, keep getting ripped and enjoy your new found masculinity.

But don't date coworkers.

Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2202 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:53 am to
Get her drunk, pull a Cosby.................. then see if you still have a job. If you do, then she is your girlfriend.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20933 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:55 am to
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We've been flirting a lot in our texts. Kissing emojis and all of that.


Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:57 am to
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Yeah that's me. That's why I don't have a shite ton of experience with this. I wasn't slaying poon in HS and college like everybody else.


Dude. Don´t ask her to be your girlfriend.

Just ask her out, try to enjoy yourself.

Affable and direct (but not pushy).


You´ll be OK.


If this is a real job, then what Sabi said. If it´s not, who cares?
This post was edited on 9/17/15 at 8:59 am
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25918 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:58 am to
1. What is this, the 1940's?
2. Sorry you're short.
3. Sorry you're socially awkward.
4. Practice kissing by trying to scoop peanut butter from the jar using only your mouth. It strengthens the tongue.
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9777 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:58 am to
Just relax. You've already got this girl hooked and on the line. All you need to do is reel her in. Hard part is over. Just be yourself.

Always, always, always remember: women can smell desperation on a man like stink on a monkey. When you "press" you are making a mistake. Just relax. She will be your girlfriend as long as you just take it easy. No need to "ask" her right now.

And while I have actually seen workplace romance work out... you had better be sure, because that it a serious minefield you are walking in.


Posted by LSUTil_iDie
Lawrenceville, GA
Member since Jan 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 8:58 am to
Goddamn, 12 downvotes already. That's a new record for me.
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5984 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:00 am to
your 5'8 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

midget
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25918 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:01 am to
Gave you upvote. You're not smooth, but at least you're trying.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:01 am to
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Now, I told her friend that I prefer girls that are shorter than me. Not too short, but short enough to not be taller than me when they wear heels. (I'm 5'8-5'9). Could mean everything or could be a coincidence that she brought that up.
I'm 6'2" and my SO is 6'...but when she wears heels she's taller than me and I think it's great success.
Posted by rd280z
Richmond
Member since Jan 2007
2520 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:01 am to
Heed the old saying " You don't eat where you shite"
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5125 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:02 am to
Wtf is this shite?

You think the OT is Dear Abby?
Posted by LSUTil_iDie
Lawrenceville, GA
Member since Jan 2012
5511 posts
Posted on 9/17/15 at 9:02 am to
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SpqrTiger


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Dandy Lion


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SabiDojo


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