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Is it too early for Hugh Hefner jokes?
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:31 pm
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:31 pm
I wanted to share.
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 5:52 pm
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Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:33 pm to foshizzle
Officials investigating Hefner's death suspect foreplay
When Hef died, no one said "he's in a better place now."
All boners will be erected at half mast for the rest of the week
When Hef died, no one said "he's in a better place now."
All boners will be erected at half mast for the rest of the week
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 4:06 pm
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:35 pm to Carson123987
They knew he had passed when he wasn't quite as stiff.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:35 pm to Carson123987
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Officials investigating Hefner's death suspect foreplay
I heard he drowned in pussy
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:36 pm to foshizzle
I don't think it's too early because I think he'd appreciate it .
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:38 pm to foshizzle
Gilbert Gottfried did some of the best towards Hefner:
"Hugh Hefner doesn't need viagra, he needs cement. He needs to take ice cream sticks and tape them around his cock to use them as a splint. But lets face it with a truck full of Viagra, he couldn't frick Jello. But all kidding aside, when Hugh Hefner is in bed with a woman, he can make her scream. She screams out 'Is he breathing!' Let's face it, the only way Hugh Hefner can get stiff is through rigor mortis."
"Hugh Hefner doesn't need viagra, he needs cement. He needs to take ice cream sticks and tape them around his cock to use them as a splint. But lets face it with a truck full of Viagra, he couldn't frick Jello. But all kidding aside, when Hugh Hefner is in bed with a woman, he can make her scream. She screams out 'Is he breathing!' Let's face it, the only way Hugh Hefner can get stiff is through rigor mortis."
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:39 pm to OMLandshark
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Let's face it, the only way Hugh Hefner can get stiff is through rigor mortis."
well...
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:39 pm to tgrbaitn08
He is responsible for several generations of men doing things singlehanded.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:39 pm to foshizzle
He died doing what he loved...blondes
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:39 pm to Lsupimp
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I don't think it's too early because I think he'd appreciate it .
Came here to post this. Dude lived his life all the way. He'd be fine with the jokes.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:42 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I'll rub one out in his honor.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:45 pm to foshizzle
Never too early. I'm convinced Hugh's corpse has been on a 'weekend at bernie's' play for several years now.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:49 pm to foshizzle
If he died while having sex he came and went at the same time.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:51 pm to OMLandshark
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Gilbert Gottfried did some of the best towards Hefner:
Was that at Hef's Celebrity Roast? That was during the time that he was married to 5 or 6 blondes all at the same time. They were all sitting at a table in front and one of the comedians walked up to them and asked, "How can you sleep with this guy? When he cums....DUST comes out! Puuuuhhhhhh"
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:52 pm to foshizzle
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:54 pm to OMLandshark
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with a truck full of Viagra, he couldn't frick Jello
Posted on 9/28/17 at 3:58 pm to foshizzle
Saw on twitter
"Pouring one out for Hugh Hefner"
"Pouring one out for Hugh Hefner"
Posted on 9/28/17 at 4:09 pm to foshizzle
How many loads do you think have been dropped because of Hugh starting Playboy? There are 3.75 billion people in the world and I would guess at least 1 billion have beat it to a Playboy once. Do you guys think it could be a trillion loads dropped? Playboy has been around A LONG time....
Posted on 9/28/17 at 4:19 pm to lsu480
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There are 3.75 billion people in the world
Not even close.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 4:54 pm to lsu480
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There are 3.75 billion people in the world
Double that number.
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