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re: Is it Normal for Men to Pee Sitting Down?

Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:22 pm to
I pee sitting down, but it's hard balancing on those urinals. The guy next to me always seems weird, too. I mean we're kinda facing each other. What am I going to do, ignore his presence and NOT have some small talk while we're both there?
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 12:24 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59077 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:22 pm to


You can even do it outdoors.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

If I get up in the middle of the night, I pee sitting down. I’m not turning the light on to see and am too tired to stand in place.


This

The only time i do it is in the middle of the night at my house
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:24 pm to
Standing up to pee is an incredible convenience in our fast-paced society. It's really an advantage that men have over women.

Sitting is relaxing when there's time, such as at home, but I'm glad I have the equipment to piss and run when necessary.

ETA: Had no idea these existed. Must be a hygienic nightmare.


This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 3:04 pm
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:24 pm to
during the day, no

if im tired or half asleep then yes always

Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
73201 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:25 pm to
The following TD posters sit down to pee


1)montanagator
2)cruiserhog
3)wavehog
4)pygmalioneffect
5)toddy
6)tiger_inDC09
7)big apple tiger
8)Tiger in Miami 83
9) big apple Bucky
10)marklsu
11)Killean
12) austintigerdad
13)Mizzoubs
14)the spleen
15)rex
16)pbhog
17)YNWA
18)Juiceterry
19)decatur
20)TigerJeff
21)Tigersfan64
22)cameronml
23)Sao
24)Flame Salamander
25)a want
26)tigerdev
27)tigercreole
28)Navytiger74
29)bokke
30)mmmmbeeerrr
31)mmcgrath
32)tarzana
33)Mattgrtiger83
34)FT
35)clark14
36)zunic
37)spidermanTUba
38)TigerinParis
39)Remote Controlled
40)LSU TANGERINE
41)willienelsonsdoobie
42)Hades
43)BamaAtl
44)Old Helen Yeller
45)ebbandflow
46)tex ridder
47)bench mcelroy
48)ralph wiggum
49)jeff boomhaeur
50)bonhoffer
51)dignan
52)kickadawgitfeelsgood
53)lucky-n-soso
54)skinny domino
55)commodawg
56)DA
57)wfeliciana
58)mastrshake
59)froman
60)loveland tiger
61)VOR
62)Wild Tchpoupitlas
63)Asurob1
64)UHTiger
65)Eurocat
66)Minnesota Tiger
67)TigerFrosh
68)unclassystudent
69)TJGator
70)Draconian Sanctions
71)PNW
72)Mephistopheles
73)Iosh
74)BoosieBadazz
75)Lakeboy7
76)Haughton99
77)Rakim
78)13sainttiger
79)geauxst writer
80)HTdawg
81)sugar71
82)TxTiger82
83)coonasswhodat
84)Tigah-in_the_ATL
85)TT9
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14408 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:26 pm to
Sit down to pee if you have to wake up at night. That way you don't have to open your eyes.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

HailHailtoMichigan



Quite a enemy's list you've compiled Mr. Nixon
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:27 pm to
Okay, I can't be the only one wildly curious where that list came from.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
20780 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

glad I have the equipment to piss and run when necessary


How often does this come up where you need to take off and run while pissing? Do you run backwards to avoid running into your own piss?


Only at night to avoid turning on any lights, or when taking a shite.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8139 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:29 pm to
I do most of my best work in the shower
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73803 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:29 pm to
no, next question
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34470 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:30 pm to
I've been granted the ability to pee while standing up and god damn it I will do just that when able.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23743 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

I’ve fallen back asleep and fell off the toilet once

I experienced this a few years ago after surgery on my elbow. Got some crazy pain pills which made it hard to pee for some reason. So sitting there trying to go and heavily sedated from the meds. Woke up confused AF.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17703 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:32 pm to
Do these guys squat too when they need to pee in the woods?

Never mind, men that sit to pee never go in the woods.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14408 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:33 pm to
Nice list
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68474 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

Only when drunk

or 3 AM
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40304 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

HailHailtoMichigan

This is really really sad.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

How often does this come up where you need to take off and run while pissing? Do you run backwards to avoid running into your own piss?


It's piss, then run. Not run, then piss
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 12:39 pm
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34663 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 12:35 pm to
Take a deuce then stand up to pee
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 12:53 pm
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