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re: Is it Normal for Men to Pee Sitting Down?

Posted on 2/13/19 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 11:45 pm to
I dont sit in a public bathroom or somewhere random.

I definitely do in the middle of the night cause to tired to stand there just to pee on the floor. Ha

Obvi if I feel I need to drop a deuce too.
This post was edited on 2/13/19 at 11:46 pm
Posted by Smart Post
Member since Feb 2018
3539 posts
Posted on 2/13/19 at 11:46 pm to
quote:

If it's a clean bathroom I'll sit as a courtesy to ensure I dont matriculate on the seat.

"Micturate"
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
poolside at Cocal (UA since 2010)
Member since Dec 2009
2053 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 12:49 am to
Can you add me to the list?
I occasionally piss sitting down.

Why, you ask?


Well, it's really quite simple. Your wife loves to straddle me when I'm on the toilet.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34126 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:56 am to
Me - it's okay

Others - gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Amirite
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:00 am to
Late night/early morning and with morning wood it’s much easier sit. Also, underpants only so no belt, zipper, & button to deal with.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57209 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:05 am to
It eliminates the risk of "backfiring" into your drawers when you're trying to squeeze out those last, stubborn, few drops of urine.
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 7:32 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65881 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:03 am to
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With a a rock hard piss boner in the morning


just have to master the "lean"
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22844 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:11 am to
Last I checked I have a dick not a pussy. If my cum is dry then it gets on the floor and she cleans it up while I eat my post coitus sandwhich
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16994 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:14 am to
I prefer to stand at the center urinal in a public restroom and drop my pants/shorts to my ankles when i pee
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78042 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:17 am to
Peeing standing up off the backyard boardwalk in the am is one of life's precious gifts.

If I can't do that then 100% of the time my morning pee is sitting down because until I've had coffee I'm walking into walls so frick having to clean up pee at 6am because I can't aim properly.
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 7:19 am
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10413 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:28 am to
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80110 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:27 am to
It's called being constipated.

You go in thinking you are going to shite and just end up peeing.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 11:48 am to
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I can honestly say it never occurred to me to sit and pee. I was tough at a young age to stand and aim.




Insecure little "men" like this that act like sitting while peeing isn't better while at home.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 12:08 pm to
At 3am I'm too lazy to turn the light on so I sit down and try not to fall back asleep.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9927 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 12:12 pm to
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Is it Normal for Men to Pee Sitting Down?

My back was hurting the other day and my Doc told that he wanted me to sit down and pee. When i asked him why, he replied: "I don't want you to lift anything heavy"
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