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re: Is it me or is the swinger movement growing like crazy?

Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:53 pm to
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
9849 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:53 pm to
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And a liar.


What specifically have I lied about?
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
9849 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:54 pm to
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I rescind my prior statement, you are definitely a douche.


Nobody wants to screw your wife you paranoid loser
Posted by 985TigerSaint
Member since Mar 2009
1672 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:56 pm to
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Nobody wants to screw your wife you paranoid loser


This is likely not a true statement and you know it. Someone out there wants to and has likely attempted to try.
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
9849 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 2:58 pm to
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This is likely not a true statement and you know it. Someone out there wants to and has likely attempted to try.


Lord have mercy. Do you want to screw every female you come in contact with? If you do and have no self control there is something seriously wrong with you. Imagine how messed up in the head you have to be to either A want to screw most females you meet or B think every male wants to screw your wife

Some of you need therapy. Bad.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
38862 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:03 pm to
Swinger and Poly is synonyms with obese
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
24362 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:06 pm to
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What kind of paranoid lives do you people live where everyone is running around trying to screw your wife?


Pro Tip: If your SO is even slightly attractive, dudes are desiring to sleep with her. You've slept with 500 chicks per your claim, we're biologically driven to seek it out.

The difference is that some guys don't give a shite if the chick is married and wants that frick trophy. So he'll try and charm his way into her pants if he can. That's not paranoia, there are lots of guys doing that shite on the regular. Many men are fricking dogs.

Women can be manipulated out of their pants, given enough time and attention. Bottom line, it's a risky formula to have one on one shite with guy friends because there is an underlying, primal, physical attraction going on in many of those friendships.
This post was edited on 5/15/24 at 3:11 pm
Posted by 985TigerSaint
Member since Mar 2009
1672 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:07 pm to
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Lord have mercy. Do you want to screw every female you come in contact with? If you do and have no self control there is something seriously wrong with you. Imagine how messed up in the head you have to be to either A want to screw most females you meet or B think every male wants to screw your wife

Some of you need therapy. Bad.



No I don't want to. BUT, the law of averages states that someone has wanted to. Wouldn't mean that that particular person wants to screw every woman he comes in contact with, but some it's impractical to assume that no singular person has though of his wife in a sexual fashion. Are you really that dense?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8497 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:10 pm to
Key Parties. LOL.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5115 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:12 pm to
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This is likely not a true statement and you know it. Someone out there wants to and has likely attempted to try.



I had an employee who just divorced his wife because she was getting clapped by some guy who lives in his mom’s basement. She’s a solid 317 lbs. I wish this wasn’t a true story lol
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
6235 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:13 pm to
another lifetime movie thread filled with nothing but the absolute truth
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5115 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:13 pm to
It’s so cute because his doucheness doesn’t allow him to see that sleeping with 500 people is a sign of disordered thinking and deep issues.
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11901 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:14 pm to
I checked out of that scene a while back.

Because of my 9” love pole, I was always obligated to let every last one of the women suck on it or ride it at least once.

I could never just relax and was always obligated to be the last one to leave because Jennifer, or Tracey, or Giggles -or whoever- had to get their turn.

It was all just so damn depressing…

Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7297 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:15 pm to
Swinger party, I'm one of these two guys. Take yer pick. Thrown out with the quickness
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
5115 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:22 pm to
Is the InV 500 guy lecturing others on self control?
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8497 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:24 pm to
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it’s initial review by The Advocate, Half a dozen women were spread eagle on a table that was supposed to be for chafing dishes. All of the food runners and random dudes there for opening night, were eating them out on the table, going down the line side step shuffling like at a buffet.


This doesn’t arouse me. This makes we want to call the CDC.
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
9526 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:24 pm to
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hours


What are these "hours" that have been referenced to in this thread?




Peterson covered some of this in the Shawn Ryan Show starting around 1:47-


Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85669 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:27 pm to
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I was at 100 after high school. 300 after college. Can I say I have never had sex with a married woman? Not for sure but I can tell you this I haven't done it knowingly because that is not what I am interested in and I also am not interested in women that have had children because just like Elvis Presley I can't perform on a woman that has birthed a child it is some mental block. I just don't want anything to do with it. So, at 44 my options are much smaller than they were when I was younger and I won't date anyone over 32 anyway. My only rule is no children and I'm not crazy about dating anyone that has even been divorced either. Hope this helps explain things. If you think I am out there seeking married women with stretchmarks and damage from having children you are sadly mistaken.

Do you teach a class? If so, when, and how much do you charge?

I picture you as looking like David Hasselhoff. I want to learn your ways.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
79537 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:29 pm to
the marriages dont seem to last once they go this route.


If any of you swingers are still happily married, you are the exception.


Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53544 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:30 pm to
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seeking married women with stretchmarks and damage from having children you are sadly mistaken.
phew thank God
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59880 posts
Posted on 5/15/24 at 3:33 pm to
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