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re: Is every bar in the United States mandated to have an employee that looks like this?

Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:23 am to
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7456 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:23 am to
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They'd rather look like that than start a career. It's amazing what a simple shave would do.



I think you’d be amazed at what good bartenders can earn. I know several who have careers, in bar tending and ownership.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:25 am to
Tending and bar and owning a bar are 2 totally different careers. Just so you know
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:33 am to
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Man you are ate up with the “alpha” “beta” shite huh?
Another beta to add to the list baws.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38241 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:40 am to
I’m guessing 5’02”? Little pudgy? Always felt the need to brag about things you didn’t do? Got picked on a lot in school?
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10428 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:58 am to
Aspiring lumberjacks need to make money too.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125096 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:59 am to
The OT hates that guy because they feel insecure about ordering their bud light with him
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61809 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:15 am to
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The OT hates that guy because they feel insecure about ordering their bud light with him


Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99791 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:17 am to
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The OT hates that guy because they feel insecure about ordering their bud light with him


Posted by Houma Sapien
up the bayou
Member since Jul 2013
1688 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:18 am to
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tiggerthetooth


The fact that you care do much about how other people dress shows who the real beta is
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:32 am to
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Don't hate on Todd Key god dammit!



Ahh, the legend of Todd Key. Did you know that all of his shirts have the top two buttons removed in order to better accentuate his freshly waxed chest?
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Whodat28
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
775 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:55 am to
If you ask that guy "what kind of beer y'all have?" He'll tell you "there's a list on that wall" Then he will go back to his conversation about how nirvana was overrated or some stupid shitee
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:17 am to
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The OT hates that guy because they feel insecure about ordering their bud light with him


Makes fun of the guy who orders a bud light



Orders a PBR tall boy
Posted by tigerfan88
Member since Jan 2008
9291 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:27 am to
What a douchebag bartender. He probably works at some newfangled millennial place where they serve drinks with more than two ingredients, and where they have beers outside of domestics and Coronas. And I bet they put effort into what the bar looks like and the ambiance it has. They might have fricking outdoor seating for fricks sake. Jesus Christ, I bet, and I hope to god this isn’t true, I bet the place that douchefricker works at serves brunch.

It might even be a brewery!! Where they have trivia or board games to play in the tasting room, while they make all sorts of different and original and tasteful beers in the back. Makes me fricking sick. Damn millennials ruining this country. Since when are neon lights in a dark room, a bud light, and a well done steak with ketchup not enough for a man?
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 10:29 am
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:28 am to
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:29 am to
Oh yes, mixologist. God for bid if you called them a bartender.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125096 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:35 am to
Damn right. You're not a fricking real American unless you're drinking shitty watered down beer from a European conglomerate.
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:51 pm to
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I’m guessing 5’02”? Little pudgy? Always felt the need to brag about things you didn’t do? Got picked on a lot in school?
Another beta defending his friend's beta actions. No surprise by the betas.

beta
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60197 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:59 pm to
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The guy has a long beard, does that make your pussy hurt so much that you feel the need to rant about it?



my buddy who's a cop tells me the whole "beard" thing started in jail. If a guy has a beard in jail the other inmates know he's down to bang

it makes you wonder how many of the guys you see with beards have been to jail
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60197 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:02 pm to
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Found the little bitch who can't grow a beard or facial hair. It is easy to find these betas as they constantly complain about facial hair and wants everyone else to shave so they can all look like a beta like you

my buddy who's a cop said the whole "beard" thing started in jail and the guys grow a beard to show that they're "down" to bang
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61809 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 1:03 pm to
LOL
Love it
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