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Is every bar in the United States mandated to have an employee that looks like this?

Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:19 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61213 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:19 pm
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:20 pm to
Just the worst
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:21 pm to
Not the shithole bars, but you can bet your sweet arse if you go to one with a bunch of off the wall beers that dude will be there.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119118 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:22 pm to
It's just the laziness that has invaded the country.
Posted by Dellort
Member since Jun 2014
550 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:28 pm to
Drives a Mini Cooper/Subaru with a CrossFit sticker. Favorite hobby is collecting vintage growlers.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260347 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:29 pm to
Stop going in gay bars
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55591 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:29 pm to
It seems like that's the majority of bar employees

At least bars younger people frequent
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47482 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:30 pm to
Don't hate on Todd Key god dammit!
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:31 pm to

But if you tie a bandana around his forehead, he's just your average duck call maker.
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2900 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:51 pm to
The guy has a long beard, does that make your pussy hurt so much that you feel the need to rant about it?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11224 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:52 pm to
Or guys who look like that can’t find meaningful employment elsewhere. Typically because nobody is looking to hire ukulele-playing poets.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39621 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:54 pm to
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 5:53 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35479 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:55 pm to
I usually see these guys at the type of bars that have 25 IPA's on tap and nothing else.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29070 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:59 pm to
Guaranteed to crop dust the bar with a patchouli stench.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260347 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

One of the most famous bartenders on here is in prison for white horse


Damn, he must have really fricked up this time
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61213 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:18 pm to
quote:

The guy has a long beard, does that make your pussy hurt so much that you feel the need to rant about it?


Whoa champ.

Where's the rant you speak of? I offered no opinions on the matter.
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:29 pm to
Lumbersexual
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:30 pm to
Well what else are they going to do?

They'd rather look like that than start a career. It's amazing what a simple shave would do.
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2094 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:32 pm to
Spot fricking on
Posted by Chitter Chatter
In and Out of Consciousness
Member since Sep 2009
4659 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:49 pm to
Ol Glitter Beard won't hesitate to give his opinion on that beer you just ordered
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