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Is Aubrey Huff a real life Kenny Powers?

Posted on 5/17/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19648 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 1:57 pm
Admins plz don't move me to the MSB.. the cuck thread was too depressing and we need some testosterone on this board

Aubrey Huff Twitter

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I’m sure the NYPD is crushed that the New York City gay pride organizers banned them from their events.


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If you’re a woman and not attracted to me then you must be a lesbian.


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Notice how this vaccine is being pushed to the dumb, fat, & poor population with cringe worthy commercials & free junk food.


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Missed the memo where I had to be smart to hit baseballs 450 feet, bang hot women, all while making frick you money.


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Pronouns in the bio. Save it sugar tits.


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Your mom was my Slumpbuster in 2012. And she was terrible at it.


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If your girlfriend or wife has a “guy” friend make no mistake....they are smashing.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41766 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:00 pm to
He’s a legend.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:01 pm to
Never heard of her
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18371 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:01 pm to
He is definitely entertaining.
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:03 pm to
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Aubrey Huff
@aubrey_huff
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1h
Now hiring help for my new apparel line. Must meet this criteria:

1. Must be pro America.

2. Must be female.

4. Must be fit, & hot.

5. Must be smart.

6. Must be at least a C-cup.

7. Must make lunch.

8. Must live in the San Diego area.


I take it he's heading up his own HR department
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:05 pm to
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Aubrey Huff
@aubrey_huff
·
1h
Now hiring help for my new apparel line. Must meet this criteria:

1. Must be pro America.

2. Must be female.

4. Must be fit, & hot.

5. Must be smart.

6. Must be at least a C-cup.

7. Must make lunch.

8. Must live in the San Diego area.



Les miles strategy
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177195 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:06 pm to
Love Aubrey Huff

MAGA AF patriot
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66046 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:11 pm to
And yet you wasted all those years on Cammy newton
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32497 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:18 pm to
I always loved watching him play back in the day, and just scrolling through his twitter, he seems very patriotic, cool, and hilarious. Dude is a baw. Would love to hang out with that guy.
Posted by RidiculousHype
The Hatch
Member since Sep 2007
10948 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:19 pm to
Aubrey Huff's tweets are what 99% of people are thinking, but have gotten really good at hiding.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25620 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:24 pm to
Talks like a badass but is a drug addict
LINK

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Missed the memo where I had to be smart to hit baseballs 450 feet, bang hot women, all while making frick you money.

Give him credit there. According to Baseball Reference he made over $57M. With 10 years of service time he’ll get a nice pension too

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The plan pays fully vested members a minimum of nearly $68,000 a year for those who start drawing at 45, with a sliding scale that goes up to $220,000 for beneficiaries who wait until age 62.

This post was edited on 5/17/21 at 2:30 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60890 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 2:48 pm to
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Your mom was my Slumpbuster in 2012. And she was terrible at it.


Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3811 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:08 pm to
HAHA. This dude....

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Aubrey Huff
@aubrey_huff
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May 12
God’s righteousness anger is about to explode on some mother frickers.

If you frick with Israel you’re fricking with God.

Get some Jesus!
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23240 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:09 pm to
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Now hiring help for my new apparel line. Must meet this criteria: 1. Must be pro America. 2. Must be female. 4. Must be fit, & hot. 5. Must be smart. 6. Must be at least a C-cup. 7. Must make lunch. 8. Must live in the San Diego area.






LOL
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
25891 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:10 pm to
Who is this guy? I have never heard of him, but he is my hero.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23240 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:14 pm to
Former MLB player
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55905 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:14 pm to
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Your mom was my Slumpbuster in 2012. And she was terrible at it.





Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1461 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:14 pm to
Former baseball player who gives absolutely Zero Shits about anyone’s opinion!!
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:21 pm to
Does he have a Stevie as his assistant? Gotta have a Stevie to be Kenny Powers.
Posted by MrWalkingMan
Republic of West Florida
Member since Aug 2010
8518 posts
Posted on 5/17/21 at 3:24 pm to
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