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re: Is "23 and Me" Pandora's Box?!
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:30 am to southside
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:30 am to southside
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I couldn't give 2 shits about what info the govt has. They can come take me to jail or get what they want as long as they ready to be met with strong resistance. I been looking for a good reason.
You wouldn't do shite. You'd be taken with little incident standing in line at Walmart oblivious to the world while you act the hard arse on TD.
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Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:35 am to southside
This will put a hamper on adoption rates and sperm doning/surrogating. That shite is supposed to be anonymous and these family tree DNA tests don’t allow for that. There was a story on this earlier in the year where some idiot tried to contact the official sperm donor of her kid after doing a 23 and me and the lady got a cease and desist due to signing a contract of not contacting/locating the bio dad. She tried to cry on media saying it’s not fair and her son deserves to know who the sperm donor is.
This post was edited on 4/1/19 at 7:36 am
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:36 am to Scruffy
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Congrats on having your DNA in a massive government database now.
I wouldn't figure an MD to be this stupid.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:37 am to mikelbr
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mikelbr
Voted OT's most likely to discover 4 additional kids after taking a 23 and Me DNA test.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:38 am to Bawcephus
He might have a trip wire set up with claymore waiting. Once the government is bleeding out on his lawn, he scurries from behind the hedges and kicks them in the nuts.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:38 am to Bawcephus
Don't let your late night fears of life bleed over into how you think others portray life bub.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:40 am to BRgetthenet
Indeed. I always knew there'd be a reason I bought that rocket launcher from that dude in Houston back in the day. 
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:44 am to southside
Well who is your new famous aunt?
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:44 am to Pesticide
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They routinely submit DNA from crimes to find suspect. What's next, determining insurance rates based on likelyhood of diseases or life expectancy?
And you think they'll let you skate as long as your DNA isn't with in a database? Of course not - you'll be required to submit it too.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:48 am to jamboybarry
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So you paid to have your DNA turned over to the Goverment
IF you were born after 83 in California they already have it.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:50 am to bigberg2000
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Well who is your new famous aunt?
I bet it’s Richard Simmons.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:52 am to southside
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They can come take me to jail or get what they want as long as they ready to be met with strong resistance. I been looking for a good reason.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:55 am to southside
I saw on one of the news shows last night that a woman tried 23andme and found like 29 half siblings
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:57 am to fillmoregandt
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saw on one of the news shows last night that a woman tried 23andme and found like 29 half siblings
Her father must have been a prolific sperm donor. Whether or not he did it on the up and up is another story altogether.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:57 am to bigberg2000
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Well who is your new famous aunt?
Rosie O'Donnell. I have to do so some more reading but she used to have a daytime talk show or something from what I understand.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:58 am to southside
Are you fricking serious?? 
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:59 am to bigberg2000
Can't be, Rosie lives in New York.
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:59 am to southside
You know they now have your DNA from some cold case rape kits now, right? Aren't you scared?
Posted on 4/1/19 at 7:59 am to bigberg2000
April fools' day!
Posted on 4/1/19 at 8:00 am to LeroyBrown
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Turns out that one of my 4 first cousins had a different father than the other 3. A priest. Crazy shite I tell you. Did not go over well. Both parents are deceased, but the priest is still alive.
Did the parent's both die in an "accident" leaving church?
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