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Iran's version on "How to Survive a Nuclear Blast"

Posted on 11/3/26 at 7:27 am
Posted by LSU Tiger Eyes
Key Biscayne, FL
Member since Sep 2003
4308 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 7:27 am
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Iranian state television and news agencies have begun broadcasting instructions telling civilians how to act in the event of a nuclear explosion, according to regional media reports.

The guidance tells viewers not to look at the flash of the explosion, to take cover behind a barrier, lie on the ground and cover their heads and faces. Once the blast wave passes, citizens are told to enter the nearest building, stay away from windows and exterior walls, and avoid sheltering in cars. The broadcasts advise remaining in shelter for at least 24 hours and following official announcements before leaving.

Cover Your Heads!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
77303 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 7:28 am to
duck and cover
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8711 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 7:52 am to
They might need some the the school desks we had in the 70s.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
23341 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 7:56 am to
If a nuke happens it would be a tactical one in a small area. It’s not happening though
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40709 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 7:58 am to
More oil going through the Strait now than before the war ( WSJ).
Their shitty navy is laying on the bottom.


Yeah, we're gonna nuke 'em.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4849 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 8:07 am to
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15448 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 8:10 am to
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4636 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 8:12 am to
quote:

Cover Your Heads!

Isn’t that what hijabs and burkas are for?
Posted by Keith13
Member since Apr 2024
695 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 8:19 am to
pretty sure you just get under your desk at least thats what they taught us in school
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
105291 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 8:27 am to
quote:

They might need some the the school desks we had in the 70s.


Nuke proof and tornado proof
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
5026 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Nuke proof and tornado proof


Made from same stuff as cockroaches & Nokia phones
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2837 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 9:25 am to
quote:

How to Survive a Nuclear Blast


Ozempic

It cures everything.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9579 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 9:38 am to
Must mean that they do have a nuclear facility underground again.

I can also see them having two or three different locations in case one gets MOAB'ed...

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
57210 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 9:39 am to
quote:

f a nuke happens it would be a tactical one in a small area. It’s not happening though



Debbie Downer
Posted by geauxtreauxjans
???????
Member since Oct 2005
626 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 9:50 am to
Or per Byeden and Dumbell Edwards, get a covid vaccine
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15476 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 11:09 am to
Why would they hide? Aren’t they promised 69 virgins when they die?
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
5256 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 11:25 am to
I’ve read the Koran,there is no limit to the virgins.It’s “all the young virgins their heart desires to serve their every want and need”.
Posted by RockNHorse
Member since Jul 2026
170 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 11:28 am to
I never had the "hide under the desk" drill but my older brother remembers doing it a time or 2.
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2336 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 11:50 am to
Are they nutty enough to nuke themselves?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23858 posts
Posted on 11/3/26 at 1:34 pm to
Tuck your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye.
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