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Iowa man arrested for only feeding his dad canned corn.

Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:25 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:25 pm
I think if he used some of that fresh Iowa corn, he'd be a free man.

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An Ankeny man has been arrested after his 89-year-old father told deputies he caused a fall that resulted in broken ribs, was forced to crawl on hands and knees because he wasn’t allowed to use his walker, and was only fed cold canned corn. Sixty-year-old Douglas Maier was booked into the Polk County Jail Wednesday night on one charge of dependant adult abuse. The criminal complaint in the case says the victim, Albert Maier, told Polk County Sheriff’s deputies his son kicked him in the leg on Oct. 14th because he was “in the way” and caused him to fall. He suffered several rib fractures in the fall. Albert also told investigators his son often doesn’t let him use his walker, which forces him to crawl on his hands and knees, “then steps on his fingers while crawling thinking this was funny.” According to Albert, Douglas refuses to feed him anything besides two cans of cold corn a day. He also claims as long as he’s been living with his son, which is 25 years, his son has been cashing his Social Security checks and keeping the money for himself.
Posted by reauxl tigers
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:27 pm to
I don't even know what to say to this.
Posted by Huey Lewis
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:27 pm to
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Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:28 pm to
Better than Drano, amirite?
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:28 pm to
Dammit Doug.
Posted by deuce985
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:28 pm to
What a piece of shite. Cashing in those social security checks? The gravy train is over for you buddy.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

then steps on his fingers while crawling thinking this was funny


I actually laughed visualizing this.
Posted by Hogwarts
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Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:29 pm to


Iowa is the Florida of the midwest.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:29 pm to
Posted by LSUJML
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:30 pm to
People that abuse kids & the elderly are the lowest forms of scum
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Iowa man arrested for only feeding his dad canned corn.


The corn isn't the real reason he was arrested.
This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 3:31 pm
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:31 pm to
This thread might make a record for number of posts in a row without upvotes or downvotes.
Posted by heypaul
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:31 pm to
It's all fun and games until it's your son stepping on your 89yr old fingers.
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:32 pm to
Oh, I know all I owe I owe Ioway,
I owe Ioway all I owe and I know why.
I am Ioway born and bred,
And on Ioway corn I'm fed,
Not to mention her barley, wheat, and rye!
I owe Ioway for her ham and her beef and her lamb,
And her strawberry jam, and her pie!
I owe Ioway more than anyone should owe,
So I think I'll start in owin' Idaho!

Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:33 pm to
Bet he had interesting shits
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:36 pm to
This sort of reeks of a little dementia. I wonder what sort of physical evidence they have to support the claims....

If true, this guy deserves very harsh treatment.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:37 pm to
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I wonder what sort of physical evidence


Broken ribs and stool samples

This post was edited on 10/17/19 at 3:38 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30972 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:41 pm to
Children of the Corn
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:41 pm to
I wonder what style he chose

Sweet cream?

Sweet whole kernel?

Flint corn?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:42 pm to
could be worse...he could've been feeding him recycled corn
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