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re: Iowa man arrested for only feeding his dad canned corn.

Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Must have been a terrible father to produce such a son and to receive such treatment in return.


Maybe, maybe not. Some of the biggest pieces of shite sons I've seen are the product of fathers who gave them everything.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7981 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:48 pm to
I thought they only ate corn in Iowa anyway
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 3:50 pm to
Should’ve splurged on this stuff

Posted by Tigre85
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2019
2121 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 4:36 pm to
Hell is hot
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 5:15 pm to
How would he live on only canned corn? I thought corn had ZERO nutritional value.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29712 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:08 pm to
To be fair..maybe his son was abused by him as a child? Can't judge till we know how he was raised.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:10 pm to
Death penalty
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

I thought corn had ZERO nutritional value.
What?

Granted, canned corn isn't as nutritious as fresh, but it still has nutritional value.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

I wonder what style he chose

Sweet cream?

Sweet whole kernel?

Flint corn?
If it was creamed corn they should give him the needle.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:20 pm to
See, had fed him Nebraska corn then there wouldn't be an issue because as well all know that's got all the nutrients and vitamins that a body needs. Its superfood.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70130 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:34 pm to
Hehe you said pie
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70130 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:34 pm to
Micronutrient yes

But it’s a calorie filler
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:36 pm to
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If it was creamed corn they should give him the needle.



Extreme torture of the elderly.


Death is too good for a creamed corn lover.


I suggest we drown him in the creamed corn.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35531 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:49 pm to
What else was he supposed to do with the corn, shove it up his dad's butt?
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:51 pm to
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I think if he used some of that fresh Iowa corn, he'd be a free man.

My thoughts as well. They don’t take kindly to canned corn round those parts.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 7:54 pm to
I cant wait to do this to my dad when he gets old except im going to feed hi. Dog food and not the good kind.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:05 pm to
Kind of an embarrassing story. After college I took a second job to supplement my income at a group home.

Every night I was supposed to be pack their lunches for when they would work at Good Will the following day. There was stuff to make sandwiches one night, so I put a can of corn in each of their lunch boxes.

Next day supervisor is pissed at me for not thawing out a rib roast and cooking it at 3 in the fricking morning. She told me,"you didnt even give them a can opener."

The sad part is I wasnt fired. I quit a coupke weeks later.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85526 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:10 pm to
I’ll beat the shite out of my son if he ever treats me like this. I might go preemptively beat him now.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

r was booked into the Polk County Jail Wednesday night on one charge of dependant adult abuse
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 10/17/19 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

To be fair..maybe his son was abused by him as a child? Can't judge till we know how he was raised.



frick that guy. I can look at him and tell he’s a douchebag. He needs the shite kicked out of him is what he needs.
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