re: Incredible things your children have done during the quarantine

My 3 year old niece brainstormed names for her incoming brother and settled on Ham and Cheese Clampington

13 yr old. Cool photo of him doing his thing.

Video of the kick.

She gonna be crawling before this whole thing done.

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decided not to have any and it’s looking like I made a good decision right about now.

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Congrats on the blissful ignorance of what you’re missing in life and the sudden realization of that missing piece of life five minutes before your lonely death.

My three year old has learned to meltdown during every interaction we have.

My 1.5 year old learned to spin around until he is dizzy and smash his head against a brick wall. The dude hurts himself every 15 minutes

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I decided not to have any and it’s looking like I made a good decision right about now.

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I’ve thought about this during our quarantine. On one hand, it would be great to just lounge and watch movies or shows, play video games, workout here and there, have sex with the wife whenever, sleep in or stay up late, do whatever.

But one thing I can say about having kids in the house is that I haven’t gotten bored at all. Still have a strong sense of responsibility and purpose. The days are going by quickly and my relational bond with my kids are stronger than ever.

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My 1.5 year old learned to spin around until he is dizzy and smash his head against a brick wall.

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I’m 34 and still do that!

I showed my 9, 7, and 3 yr old a multitude of Fat Bastard clips from Austin Powers on YouTube. 3 year old yells “get in my belly” at least 10 times a day.

My 2 year old learned about every line from The Sandlot. He repeatedly says “shut up porter” and “you play ball like a girl.”

But the best is when he runs around from his mom because he doesn’t want to take a nap and calls her “scab eater.”