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re: Inconsiderate neighbor mowing

Posted on 7/23/17 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5060 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 1:23 pm to
Well, my sister thinks I'm handsome.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39178 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 1:32 pm to
Once you spray the Round-up, be a good neighbor and re-paint part of his car in the color of your choosing. His house paint may need your attention as well as the roof.

Be sure and check the hood for cameras first.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

HogX
You have skinny arms baw.
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10177 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 2:50 pm to



Is this the guy?
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33514 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Mow his grass for him

Standard answer to any TD lawn disputes


Oh...I thought the standard response was to PIIHB.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8682 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 3:07 pm to
Not Pampas Grass, it ignites too easily and could burn down both houses.
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5060 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

You have skinny arms baw.


Better for fisting.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 6:48 pm to
Since you are posting this, I'm assuming you've talked to him about it at least once.

Just bring over a six pack and talk to him again. Ask him to let you know before he mows again so you can move your car, then go take pictures of your car right afterwards.

If he doesn't notify you and damages your car, then ask him to pay for it.

If he refuses to pay up, check back in with OT.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:06 pm to
Have you tried sucking his dick?
Posted by Kcarp
Member since Jun 2004
18881 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Live in pretty tight urban area of New Orleans, so close quarters. Neighbor insists on mowing his rock filled front yard without regard for my car parked in the driveway
Put a cover on your car or shut up!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Live in pretty tight urban area of New Orleans,

does the blown grass get stuck in the armor all on the tires on your house?
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10900 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

tight urban area of New Orleans


quote:

Revenge ideas?


Wait for him to go out of town and put a statue of Robert E. Lee in his yard and hang a confederate flag on his front porch.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
39036 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

cover your car with grass and occasionally dings from rocks


Holy shite, I think I may ride around the block then come back into my driveway hot and try to run his arse over...claiming the gas pedal was 'stuck'. Apparently that's hard to prove.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29131 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 7:41 pm to
Whip his arse. What kind of baw are you??
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 9:49 pm to
Have you thought about just killing him?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20436 posts
Posted on 7/23/17 at 11:58 pm to
Take a huge shite on his front step.
This post was edited on 7/24/17 at 12:00 am
Posted by FLAK88
Gonzales La.
Member since Jan 2015
492 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 5:29 am to
Tell him to meet you at Sonic.....
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51331 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 7:54 am to
Tell him to raise his blade to a higher level so he won't fling the rocks.

If he spends 5-10 minutes a day picking up rocks out of his yard, it won't take long for his yard to be clear of rocks.

It sounds like this guy is just lazy.
This post was edited on 7/24/17 at 7:55 am
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21546 posts
Posted on 7/24/17 at 8:12 am to
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