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re: In what order do y'all do the three S's?

Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
3072 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:36 pm to
Shave shite Shower
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
16298 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:37 pm to
shite, shower, shave.

It's hard for me to shave in the shower. I don't want to turn off the water as to not accidentally wash off the applied shaving cream. (I have two knobs, one cold water, one hot, so restarting them to get the perfect mix again always makes my corn-hole pucker when hit with one extreme temp.) Plus, the anti-fog shower mirrors I've had weren't actually very clear.

Also, there are some days I only shite. My bidet pressure washes my arse and I'm left feeling like I just out of the shower anyway.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:38 pm to
U must drink bud.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59304 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:39 pm to
shite
Shower
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25663 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:40 pm to
I shite in the morning after my coffee. I shower at night after a full day. I shave like twice a week before showering i
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
74979 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:43 pm to
shite, shower, and I don't shave.
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5477 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:43 pm to
The only way a man should do the 3 S's. shite, Shower, Shave.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10713 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:45 pm to
shite, shave (in the shower), shower.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172088 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:53 pm to
Those of you who shave before showering should be arrested immediately IMHO
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3054 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

I shite in the evening between 6:00 and 6:30.


I shite every morning at 5 AM. Too bad I wake up at 7.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

shite, shower, shave


who doesn't do it like this/
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134549 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:37 pm to
Shave while shitting in the shower


Efficiency
Posted by Skippy1013
Lafayette, La
Member since Oct 2017
811 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:41 pm to
If I feel loose bowels, I get in the shower and pee first, then shite in the shower (only if loose bowels). Finish my shower and shave every third day.

I think of myself an an environmentalist, by using my routine, I save literally thousands of gallons of water each year. After all, as George told Jerry, “it’s a drain”, and it all goes to the same place.

However, I put my foot down on cleaning vegetables and making a salad in the shower, like Cosmo Kramer does.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16588 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

I just do all three in the shower

I use my toes to push the shite down the drain

I also brush my teeth in the shower


This dude fricks…

his right hand.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476126 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

shite, shower, shave

Shower gets your arse clean and the steam preps your face for shaving.


/thread
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34717 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

shite, shower, shave


This is the correct answer. Any other answer is uncivilized.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2972 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:53 pm to
Shave, shite, shower
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102524 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

I’m not sure why everyone doesn’t do it this way. So much easier


I prefer to use a mirror when shaving
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 8:14 pm to
shite
Shave (on days that I do)
Shower

Always in that order.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77218 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

In what order do y'all do the three S's?


How did you get hold of Prisms topic list?

This shite has gotten horrible.
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