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re: In the spirit of the "Which wild animal would you fight?" thread, I give you Cocaine Bear

Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75214 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

That bear currently resides in Lexington, KY stuffed

He was stolen and eventually bought by Waylon fricking Jennings!
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4077 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:00 pm to
This was an NCIS plot also.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75214 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:01 pm to
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This was an NCIS plot also

Sounds more like a CSI storyline.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6913 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:05 pm to
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Im still waiting for him to do another mafia movie


You will be waiting for some time.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3270 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66115 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:10 pm to
How did i miss this news?

Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36337 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:16 pm to
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I'm not sure why, but I laughed way too hard at this. It says it is, "Inspired by true events".


We had a thread on this. I think...might have been high on coke so can't say for sure.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19984 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:29 pm to
A cocaine grizzly might be the scariest animal ever
Posted by RTRinTampa
Central FL
Member since Jan 2013
5532 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:44 pm to
Perfect timing with more states legalizing pot. Get stoned, go see Cocaine Bear. I'm in!
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
33516 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:52 pm to
Posted by Bad Lieutenant
Member since Nov 2022
64 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:58 pm to
Omg I thought I was a joke but it looks amazing.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102798 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 6:59 pm to
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that people in Hollywood thought this movie should be made.


This will be the movie you didn’t know you needed to see trust me
Posted by Bad Lieutenant
Member since Nov 2022
64 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:04 pm to
Pablo Escobear
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134661 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:06 pm to
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Pablo Escobear



That’s good stuff right there.

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102798 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:09 pm to
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Probably one of the best ideas to come out of Hollywood in decades.


Better than some terrible woke remake of an actual classic like they’ve been doing
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
33516 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:30 pm to
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A cocaine grizzly might be the scariest animal ever



Cocaine Bear Part 2 will show a strung out paranoid bear peeking out of the blinds asking a vest wearing Theo Von if he heard that noise.

Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52439 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:30 pm to
Shut up and take my money meme.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:38 pm to
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Andrew Carter Thornton II had been a paratrooper, a police officer, and a lawyer before turning to drug smuggling, moving loads of cocaine into the U.S. from Colombia in his Cessna 404. That ended on September 11, 1985, when police discovered Thornton’s dead body in a driveway in Knoxville, Tennessee. He was heavily armed, wearing a bulletproof vest, and carrying thousands of dollars in cash and about 77 pounds of cocaine (later valued at around $14 million) in a duffel bag strapped around his waist. He had apparently died when his parachute failed to open after he jumped from his plane, which authorities later discovered about 60 miles away and identified using a key found on Thornton’s body.


That must've been one hell of a day for the homeowners. Their front yard would've looked like a snow globe if that duffel bag had split open at impact.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:42 pm to
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He was stolen and eventually bought by Waylon fricking Jennings!


You know gotdamm well he and Cash and Coe cut that bitch open and snorted their way thru the stomach lining.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31776 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:47 pm to
Ray Liotta's final and finest.
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