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In the spirit of the "Which wild animal would you fight?" thread, I give you Cocaine Bear
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:35 pm
Yes, a bear who ate a bunch of cocaine and decided to start wrecking shite.
Movie Trailer (YouTube)
I'm not sure why, but I laughed way too hard at this. It says it is, "Inspired by true events". Hey, who am I to argue with Hollywood?
Watch it and thank me later.
ETA: I forgot the best part. It is set in Knoxville, TN.
This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 5:52 pm
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Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:36 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:37 pm to LegendInMyMind
Not sure what I find more strange. That this might be based on a true story or that people in Hollywood thought this movie should be made.
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:38 pm to gpburdell
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or that people in Hollywood thought this movie should be made.
Probably one of the best ideas to come out of Hollywood in decades.
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:39 pm to gpburdell
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Not sure what I find more strange. That this might be based on a true story or that people in Hollywood thought this movie should be made.
Are you suggesting, sir, that this film will not go down as classic cinema?
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
Yeah…I’m watching this
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:40 pm to LegendInMyMind
Can’t wait for the sequel where he squares off with that drunk moose.
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:42 pm to HoboDickCheese
I will be damned. At least the bear on blow is real.
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:42 pm to HoboDickCheese
Bear on cocaine,
Straight to his brain,
Ranger Jones you better,
Pick up speed,
Teeth in his head,
Claws close behind,
Bear on booger sugar,
Gonna eat you just fine
Straight to his brain,
Ranger Jones you better,
Pick up speed,
Teeth in his head,
Claws close behind,
Bear on booger sugar,
Gonna eat you just fine
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:43 pm to LegendInMyMind
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"Based on a true story".
No. It said "Inspired by true events"
The true event is probably that some cocaine was dumped and they found some messed with. Ran with this and made a story that a bear got into it and made a fake movie about that true event. I am sure its inspired by the meme.
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:44 pm to LegendInMyMind
Is that Ray Liotta's final film?
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:47 pm to LegendInMyMind
Honestly it looks amazing
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:47 pm to HoboDickCheese
jesus that sign on his neck says he overdosed on 40 kilos.
that bear partied.
that bear partied.
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:49 pm to LegendInMyMind
Looks fudging awesome!
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:52 pm to bigberg2000
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No. It said "Inspired by true events"
Yeah, I got excited and dickered that bit.
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:56 pm to caro81
He was probably the most dangerous animal on the planet for about 20 minutes
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:56 pm to LegendInMyMind
That bear currently resides in Lexington, KY stuffed 
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:57 pm to bigberg2000
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I am sure its inspired by the meme.
This one?
Posted on 11/30/22 at 5:59 pm to stout
Im still waiting for him to do another mafia movie
This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 6:00 pm
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