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re: In office M-F announcement just went out!

Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41554 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:07 pm to
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Reads like it was written by a fellowship of dildos.


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By: BabyTac


Checks out
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
72099 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:07 pm to
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Ready for the melt from the soys and dog park on a Monday people. Let the culling begin!!!!

I hope all of the good employees leave and you wind up having to pull the slack for the same pay.
This post was edited on 12/19/24 at 1:08 pm
Posted by TripleBarrelBluff1
Sin City
Member since Aug 2024
2430 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:07 pm to
So you're going to lose the actual talented and skilled people that have other options and retain the morons that don't.

This is the kind of brilliance I expect from someone on your level.
Posted by WavinWilly
Wavin Away in Sharlo
Member since Oct 2010
8987 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:09 pm to
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Let the culling begin!!!!


Bragging about working for a company doing lay-offs without calling them layoffs is… something.
This post was edited on 12/19/24 at 1:10 pm
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
Member since Sep 2019
1958 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:10 pm to
freaking boomers
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15911 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:10 pm to
Pretty sure most Fortune 500 types of companies will all be full time back in the office at some point in 2025. It’s coming. We’ve done our research.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:10 pm to
You're bragging about helping draft an erroneous email?

How sad is your life?
Posted by Horsemeat
2025 Contributor Of The Year
Member since Dec 2014
15279 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:10 pm to
I'm a fan of work from home. I don't work in an office but it's less assholes clogging up the freeways in the daytime.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18959 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:10 pm to
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(I helped draft the email)



So you're a fricking secretary.... Coffee bitch.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31762 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:11 pm to
Good luck losing your most elite producers and being stuck with the dregs
Posted by OMWsux
Member since Jan 2015
184 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:11 pm to
I’ll never understand the Boomer and Gen X belief in misery as the virtue of hard work and dedication.

This is probably a sign that either;

a) your company was planning RIF exercises anyways, or
b) your company balance sheet is too burdened with commercial real estate.
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
7471 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:11 pm to
They did this to my company 1.5 years ago.
I told them no, and now I'm the only member of a team if roughly of 800 that is remote.
Some people are valued over blanket emails.
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
12515 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:12 pm to
I knew boomers struggled with PDF, but you couldn’t even copy and paste correctly
Posted by TripleBarrelBluff1
Sin City
Member since Aug 2024
2430 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:12 pm to
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Pretty sure


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We’ve done our research.


Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17205 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:12 pm to
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increased engagement and productivity

How do you define productivity? Does the company and employees have measurable benchmarks or expectations?
This post was edited on 12/19/24 at 1:13 pm
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40367 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:12 pm to
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(I helped draft the email)


This is crazy work
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39952 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:13 pm to
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1/6/2025 e


going back to the office on 9/11 2.0 smh
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1420 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:15 pm to
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Ready for the melt from the soys and dog park on a Monday people. Let the culling begin!!!!


I think you should suck it.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
59246 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
71158 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 1:15 pm to
frick you for enjoying this. I hope you get hit in the nuts today.
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