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In Japan, you can rent a family

Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:37 pm
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I sat down recently with Yuichi in a café on the outskirts of Tokyo, to discuss his business and what it means to be, in the words of his company motto, “more than real.”

Roc Morin: Just to be perfectly clear, you’ve come as yourself today, haven’t you?

Ishii Yuichi: Yes, at this moment I am only myself.

Morin: What was your very first role?

Yuichi: I had a single-mother friend, and she had a son. He was trying to enter a private school, but they denied him solely because he had no father. I wanted to challenge the unfairness of Japanese society, so I posed as his father.

Morin: Were you successful?

Yuichi: Not in that situation. But, it inspired the idea for this business.

Morin: When was your first success?

Yuichi: I played a father for a 12-year-old with a single mother. The girl was bullied because she didn’t have a dad, so the mother rented me. I’ve acted as the girl’s father ever since. I am the only real father that she knows.

Morin: And this is ongoing?

Yuichi: Yes, I’ve been seeing her for eight years. She just graduated high school.

Morin: Does she understand that you’re not her real father?

Yuichi: No, the mother hasn’t told her.

Morin: How do you think she would feel if she discovered the truth?

Yuichi: I think she would be shocked. If the client never reveals the truth, I must continue the role indefinitely. If the daughter gets married, I have to act as a father in that wedding, and then I have to be the grandfather. So, I always ask every client, “Are you prepared to sustain this lie?” It’s the most significant problem our company has.


This post was edited on 9/28/18 at 1:38 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18905 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:39 pm to
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Japan


I am 0% shocked at whatever follows. They are the Florida of international weird shite.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:40 pm to
His funeral will be most confusing.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21901 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:41 pm to
What in the actual frick?


This seems more like the premise of a Kevin Hart movie than real life
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21318 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:42 pm to
The will power and dedication the Japanese people posesss is incredible.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:42 pm to
Did the subject initially say “you can tent a family”? While it made no sense in my mind, it still seemed plausible because it’s Japan.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:43 pm to
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They are the Florida of international weird shite.

Florida has nothing on Japan when it comes to being weird.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17010 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:44 pm to
The mom should have told the daughter at some point. To keep the lie going is only gonna cause a tremendous amount of pain and suffering for the girl when she learns the truth
Posted by TechDawg2007
Bawville
Member since Nov 2007
32249 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:48 pm to
Sounds like this baw may be on to something. I wonder if this would work here.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79148 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:49 pm to
Any country which sells used panties in a vending machine......this story shouldn't surprise anyone
Posted by Mr Harry Larrry
Member since Sep 2015
125 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:50 pm to
Nah, the broken family concept is celebrated in America.
Posted by CoachMoorGut
Member since Sep 2018
725 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:54 pm to
So many fascinating things there.

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Morin: Can you describe the sessions with your fake daughter?

Yuichi: Sometimes we dine together. We’ve been to theme parks, like Disneyland. We go shopping in Harajuku once a month. The mother pays about 20,000 yen per four hours, plus expenses. That’s about $200.




Guy makes $50 an hour to take a girl to Disneyland.

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Morin: What do you predict for the future of your business?

Yuichi: The demand is increasing. More people, for example, want help to appear popular on social media. We had one man recently who paid a huge sum just to fly with five employees to Las Vegas and take pictures for Facebook.




Paid to vacation and party? Not bad.

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Morin: Is everyone in the world replaceable?

Yuichi: That’s a very good question. I’m not sure. There was one case of a man in his 60s. His wife died, and he wanted to order another copy of her. We provided that.

Morin: And he called the new woman by his wife’s old name?

Yuichi: Yes, the same name, and he wanted her to call him what his wife had. She called him Otosan—it means father. In Japan, it’s pretty common to say father, even if you’re the wife.




Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65736 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:55 pm to

Good for him. I rent a GFE all the time.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:56 pm to
I think when we nuked them, something got into people's systems and caused them to have kids that liked weird shite.

It might have been something on Netflix I watched, but it was about some type of video game. It was like size of an iphone, but it was this device that you interact with. And it was showing how some of these dudes were "falling in love" with these things. It was programmed to learn your behaviors, etc. It was just some weird shite..


And then this. Renting a family. WTF?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 1:57 pm to
Little boy and fat man really fricked those people’s heads up.
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4709 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:31 pm to
fun fact: over 90% of adoptions in Japan are males in their 20s and 30s.

Since companies are usually passed down to heirs, if the patriarch feels his birth children aren't up to the task they adopt someone who is.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38786 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:34 pm to
Sometimes when I wake up Big Ern is already there
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:35 pm to
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if the patriarch feels his birth children aren't up to the task they adopt someone who is.


That's got to be a slap in the face to the real kids. But at least that keeps some entitled prick from having control of the company.
Posted by Hiyoka
Tokyo
Member since Oct 2008
1626 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:37 pm to
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fun fact: over 90% of adoptions in Japan are males in their 20s and 30s.

Since companies are usually passed down to heirs, if the patriarch feels his birth children aren't up to the task they adopt someone who is.


Link??
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77980 posts
Posted on 9/28/18 at 2:42 pm to
So if he eventually bangs his grown up daughter it's not incest?
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