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In a world first, China lands a spacecraft gently on the Moon’s far side

Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:36 pm
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:36 pm
“This evening, China became the first nation to land a spacecraft gently on the far side of the Moon, according to China Global Television Network America. A Chinese robotic lander and rover, which launched from China in early December, descended into a crater on the side of the Moon that’s always facing away from Earth. The touchdown marks a significant technological feat for the country, and puts China in an elite category of spaceflight achievement all its own.”

Verge sauce
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:39 pm to
Who can verify it?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:39 pm to
Why am I so skeptical of this? If it was anyone but the Chinese I may have a little more Faith in their claims
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:41 pm to
Being reported all over the place.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:41 pm to
poli board baws bout to bring the thunder on this conspiracy
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:41 pm to
What if it was Ghana?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:41 pm to
They gonna knock over our stuff the frickers!
Posted by ctiger69
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:42 pm to
But there are aliens on the far side of the Moon. This might anger them.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:42 pm to
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gently



Key word
Posted by Crow Pie
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:45 pm to
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poli board baws bout to bring the thunder on this conspiracy



It really landed in Antarctica.
Posted by That's BS
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:45 pm to
No way... That's gweat!

WE WANDED ON THE MOON!
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:46 pm to
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But there are aliens on the far side of the Moon. This might anger them.


They'll probably bring back dried alien wieners and make some sort of soup out of it so they can bang sideways snatch all night.
This post was edited on 1/2/19 at 10:49 pm
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:47 pm to
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In a world first, China lands a spacecraft gently on the Moon’s far side
that Pink Floyd was full of shite
Posted by MeridianDog
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:47 pm to
I heard this.

The far side of the moon is radio blocked. It would be hard to prove if they did. I guess we could go and bring it back for them.

"Did you guys leave this on the moon? We brought it back for you."

Would be cool to blow it up too. we could always announce we sent up an oil drilling crew and they blew it up.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:47 pm to
Hmmm, isn’t that where the transformers landed?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:47 pm to
Never too soon for Pink Floyd.
Posted by DollaChoppa
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:50 pm to
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They'll probably bring back dried alien wieners and make some sort of soup out of it so they can bang sideways snatch all night.


Thats so chinese
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
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Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:50 pm to
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They'll probably bring back dried alien wieners and make some sort of soup out of it so they can bang sideways snatch all night.





Dried moon crater snatch soup... $350,288 per oz
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25315 posts
Posted on 1/2/19 at 10:51 pm to
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Never too soon for Pink Floyd.
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