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Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:51 pm to Breesus
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if everything else was equal, and these 8 guys walked into your office for an interview or to sell you a product, which one would you most likely hire or by a product from:
Probably #6 because it would most likely be drugs of some sort.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:52 pm to Mr Personality
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Just let Brad frick you in the arse
Posted on 1/8/18 at 7:53 pm to Breesus
I don't give a frick about your hypothetical qualifiers. That's why I didn't bother quoting them.
Guess how I know you work for someone else.
Guess how I know you work for someone else.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 8:13 pm to Breesus
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and these 8 guys walked into your office for an interview or to sell you a product, which one would you most likely hire or by a product from
It's Brad Frickin Pitt. You hire him/buy whatever he's selling.
For the sake of argument though, where did he walk into? If it's Taco Bell, give me #5 or #6. If it's Apple, give me #5 or #6. #1 is also a good candidate
#2- frickin spy...do not hire
#3- pedophile...probable criminal background...do not hire
#4- Not sure, but looks like bad news...avoid
#7- Surfer dude...will continually be late...do not hire
#8- Wanna be Thor...will try to rain Thunder and Lightning on you and talk about make-believe worlds...do not hire.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 8:16 pm to Cowboyfan89
One or two of those Brad Pitt pics made me want to go Nazi huntin’.
Posted on 1/8/18 at 8:20 pm to Mr Personality
If you have a ratty arse neck beard looking like a homeless person, then you’re probably a lazy frick. If you have a beard that’s trimmed, edged and we’ll kept, you good no matter the length.
This post was edited on 1/8/18 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 1/8/18 at 8:25 pm to Mr Personality
I’ll hire you comrade
Posted on 1/9/18 at 1:37 am to Mr Personality
If the beard is unkemp, scraggly, or can be braided, it’s trashy and not work appropriate. If the hair is long enough for a ponytail, it’s prob not very professional. I guess maybe a man bun could be ok in some settings. Not many i can think of in white collar.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 1:42 am to Breesus
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Yes. As for the why, here's a simple hypothetical for you, if everything else was equal, and these 8 guys walked into your office for an interview or to sell you a product, which one would you most likely hire or by a product from:
Lt. Aldo Raines
Posted on 1/9/18 at 2:20 am to Mr Personality
Its just nasty
I mean its like getting with a chick, and when the yoga pants and top comes off, theres unshaven underarms, legs, and a full on bush. ewwwwwwww
You just know that the babe who gets the Brazilian wax, is doing the work in the hygiene area. Even tho she might not. Its just mental. Just like the beard and long hair on a dude. And I just cant abide a dude that constantly has to rearrange his hair, cause its falling in his face
I mean its like getting with a chick, and when the yoga pants and top comes off, theres unshaven underarms, legs, and a full on bush. ewwwwwwww
You just know that the babe who gets the Brazilian wax, is doing the work in the hygiene area. Even tho she might not. Its just mental. Just like the beard and long hair on a dude. And I just cant abide a dude that constantly has to rearrange his hair, cause its falling in his face
Posted on 1/9/18 at 2:25 am to Breesus
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which one would you most likely hire or by a product from:
Long hair and facial hair wouldnt influence any decision unless they looked homeless.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 2:45 am to Mr Personality
Are you attractive with a beard. If so, they don’t care. If not, you ducked
Posted on 1/9/18 at 7:17 am to Mr Personality
I would say someone with long beard/hair but dressed clean and well > short hair clean cut but dressed like a slob.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 7:39 am to Mr Personality
apparently not. We have everything from shaved heads to man buns here.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 7:41 am to RobbBobb
So you're either clean shaven and have short hair or you're an unkept hippy according to this board 
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:18 am to Mr Personality
They probably do inside but will not show it. I doubt it would make that much difference any more.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 8:22 am to Mr Personality
In a corporate setting, you generally can't look like the duck dynasty guys, but well trimmed and maintained facial hair and hairstyle is completely acceptable.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:12 am to Mr Personality
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Just let Brad frick you in the arse
I don't think I'm gay, but, let me kick you a scenario. I'm at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it... felt like
Posted on 1/9/18 at 9:19 am to Breesus
The one that brought Angelina Jolie with him.
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