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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...

Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:40 am to
Posted by More beer please
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:40 am to
I missed that one
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:44 am to
How long did authorities look for that cop killer in PA?

I think he had less than an hour head start.

I'm doing whatever he did.

/FRIGGIN_THREAD
Posted by SoDakHawk
South Dakota
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:46 am to
Given overnight to think about this the only way to avoid capture is to 1) change location undetected in the first hour so as to greatly increase the search area. 2) hunker down in a place that you have no connection with and can remain out of sight and undetected. Using those two ideas I think the best course of action would be to stow away on a rail train or barge, get off of it undetected, and hide out in an abandoned/foreclosed building or house.

Your starting point is going to make a big difference in whether you are successful or not. I posted earlier that a starting point of Detroit would be very advantageous as there are vast areas of abandoned/foreclosed manufacturing facilities, warehouses, and complete neighborhoods of residential housing that are abandoned. Basically,, hiding in a concrete jungle. Add in disguising yourself as a homeless person and I think you could pull off 5 days.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:50 am to
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Yeah, I had thought of an EMP as well, but having access to something like that in under an hour is about as farfetched as my silly submarine joke.


Well my thought didn't include an EMP. Just if one thinks you need to disrupt things before they get started, then maybe steal a gas tanker or something and ram it into the closest substation or police HQ.

My idea would probably involve just finding the most stealth method to get out of town and as get far as way as I could...which for a landlocked city is probably a train.

This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 9:52 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:56 am to
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Grab a gallon jug of water, a box of pop tarts, and empty bucket and Kitty Litter from Wally World. Grab my phone and a charger. Drop them off at my house in Walker

Grab the key to my best friend's house elsewhere in Walker hidden in his backyard that he lets me know the location of.

Ease up into his attic without telling him while everyone's gone (they're all at school/work during the day). Pour Kitty Litter around the bottom of the bucket but leave most for after each bodily function/nature call I take over the next few days.
This could work, crazy as it sounds.

I mean, every time there's a missing person, I've never heard of them looking in their friend's attic lol.

That being said, if you could somehow pick the lock and sneakily get into a house that is up for sale and just chill out in that attic, that's the easiest possible win I can think of. I can't think, even with every person in the world that they're going to check the attic of every home that is up for sale in a 1 hour radius of your starting point.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:58 am to
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Using those two ideas I think the best course of action would be to stow away on a rail train or barge, get off of it undetected, and hide out in an abandoned/foreclosed building or house.

Your starting point is going to make a big difference in whether you are successful or not. I posted earlier that a starting point of Detroit would be very advantageous as there are vast areas of abandoned/foreclosed manufacturing facilities, warehouses, and complete neighborhoods of residential housing that are abandoned
Yea, seems like hiding out in any structure that no one normally uses would be our best option.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:58 am to
You guys are getting closer to solid thinking now. Starting point with no connection would be key. You would need to disguise yourself from the cabbie who took you somewhere.

Like many things in life, the things that would help you come with a handful of DISadvantges.

Rural= fewer people but harder to get to in a hurry with no trace.

City= easier to just blend in but many more people and cameras and stuff.

Obvs. you can't take your car anywhere and have it found. Can't take your phone.
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 9:59 am to
Id go to the last place they expect me to go.

The Audubon Zoo, where they all ask for you.
Posted by tigersownall
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:06 am to
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It took 10 years for them to find him bruh


I don't believe that for one minute.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:08 am to
If you had a safe/panic room built into your home, no one could find you either. Just turn off cell phone and wait it out.
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:09 am to
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You guys are getting closer to solid thinking now.


Well, we've been discussing this for almost 24 hours...which is obviously more than we would have in this scenario. So the plans are going to be a lot more solid than you'd probably have compared to what you'd come up with if you got the call while sitting at your desk @ work right now. Your adrenaline would be pumping so hard knowing that in one hour, 7 billion people would be coming to get you. Considering all of that, I think most people would just get the hell out of Dodge as fast they could and wing it from there.

I still think this would be an awesome movie idea. The premise being once every 5 years, a random person is selected and he if wins, he and all of his family/descendants become billionaires. If he loses, the person finding him wins the money and the selected person is executed. If you assist the person, your family is killed. If you don't participate, your family is killed. Kind of like a Surviving the Game/Hunger Games/The Purge combination. Or...you ingest some pathogen. You believe that if you come in contact with anyone within 5 days, it could wipe out all of humanity almost instantly. Everyone else believes the antibodies you produce within that five days possess the one chance to cure to cancer. Basically you become the monkey in Outbreak.
This post was edited on 2/24/15 at 10:45 am
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:09 am to
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If you had a safe/panic room built into your home, no one could find you either.
Oh lord.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
111234 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:11 am to
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Oh lord
Posted by NOLALGD
Member since May 2014
2266 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 10:28 am to
Agree, would be an awesome movie premise.

After reading the entire thread this is what everyone seems to ignore...unless you are totally off the grid at the start of your hour, the authorities will know your starting location almost immediately because 99.99% of people's location can be confirmed instantly (cell phone GPS, car GPS, internet IP, etc.). This will allow them to setup a perimeter and search area.

I suggested earlier hoping a train to expand the possible area. But the first thing that should be done is getting rid of any way for your location to be determined, turning off phone, not driving any vehicle, and staying away from locations with cameras.

After that good luck.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 11:03 am to
So to recap, toss your cell phone in your friend's attic, toss your other cell phone on a greyhound bus, hop a train to a remote location, then ride a 4wheeler to some place near a large body of water then sink it in the water, ride a bike to another part of the water and sink it under a log, ride your pirouge out to the middle of the water, sink it under a log, dive down to an air pocket below your submarine, which also happens to be housing a sorority at the moment, enter the sub from the air pocket, bang the sorority OT 10s under a pile of money, while you are painted blue, profit?
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 11:05 am to
You forgot the hitchhike, muslim woman disguise, and above ground grave parts
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 11:07 am to
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You forgot the hitchhike, muslim woman disguise, and above ground grave parts


The train/4 wheeler/bike/pirouge scenario doesn't involve hitchhiking, and you don't want to be dressed as a muslim woman when encountering the horny sorority submarine inhabitants, and we're going underground, not above ground grave.
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25315 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 11:08 am to
Yall are making it too hard.


I promise the incentive of even 1 billion tax free is not enough for the majority of average US citizens to disrupt their lives to find you and nowhere near large enough for a mass text of your photo or 24 hr tv coverage with your face.


Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/24/15 at 11:08 am to
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The train/4 wheeler/bike/pirouge scenario doesn't involve hitchhiking, and you don't want to be dressed as a muslim woman when encountering the horny sorority submarine inhabitants, and we're going underground, not above ground grave.


Then you are clearly getting caught. Duh
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
45125 posts
Posted on 2/24/15 at 11:08 am to
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The train/4 wheeler/bike/pirouge scenario doesn't involve hitchhiking, and you don't want to be dressed as a muslim woman when encountering the horny sorority submarine inhabitants, and we're going underground, not above ground grave.


Then you are clearly getting caught. Duh
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