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I’m starting a new conspiracy
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:14 pm
Have zero facts to back it up but just a wild hunch on my part.
The James Webb telescope is phony. It got hit by a meteor after it reached its destination. So many billions were spent, the space agency had to do something so they are releasing fake photos of the universe and making up bizarre scenarios about the universe in order to avoid admitting the telescope has virtually been destroyed and rendered useless.
Just a wild guess on my part.
Do you have any conspiracies you’d like to share?
The James Webb telescope is phony. It got hit by a meteor after it reached its destination. So many billions were spent, the space agency had to do something so they are releasing fake photos of the universe and making up bizarre scenarios about the universe in order to avoid admitting the telescope has virtually been destroyed and rendered useless.
Just a wild guess on my part.
Do you have any conspiracies you’d like to share?
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Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:16 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:17 pm to Geekboy
Space in general is pretty fake as frick.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:19 pm to Geekboy
It was insured.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:19 pm to Geekboy
Or maybe it never existed because why would you need to send a telescope to “space” when the Earth is flat???
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:20 pm to Geekboy
One fact I do know about that telescope is that based on the photographs it sent back, it was a colossal waste of money
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:21 pm to Geekboy
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Do you have any conspiracies you’d like to share?
Look, I know it sounds absolutely crazy, but hear me out.
The political elite intentionally created the welfare state in the sixties in order to usurp the newfound political power from black citizens by creating a system that emasculated and denigrated the fathers, encouraging rampant breeding and upping incarceration in order to create an undereducated underclass wholly dependent on handouts, with little hope and less dignity, in order to utilize them as a vote farm to keep themselves in power and enrich a small group of those who played ball at the expense of the community as a whole.
This post was edited on 4/17/23 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:21 pm to Geekboy
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Do you have any conspiracies you’d like to share?
Biden groomed Zelinskey and he is now blackmailing Joe to send Ukraine all our money
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:22 pm to Geekboy
The CIA killed JFK.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:23 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:25 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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One fact I do know about that telescope is that based on the photographs it sent back, it was a colossal waste of money
Yep. Hubble's photos are way better.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:26 pm to Geekboy
Birds arent real
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:28 pm to BigBinBR
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Space in general is pretty fake as frick.
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why would you need to send a telescope to “space” when the Earth is flat???
And where would you be sending it to anyway? But where is the sun?
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:30 pm to WestCoastAg
you only exist because i do. You are fricked if i die so you better send money now. i need to be cloned.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:30 pm to Dawgirl
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Hubble's photos are way better.
Also James Webb has already made some amazing discoveries changing what we thought of the early universe and galaxies created during that time
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:31 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Aren't these just digital representations of the data the telescopes pick up? I think its all artificially enhanced.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:32 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:Not even one naked green babe.
One fact I do know about that telescope is that based on the photographs it sent back, it was a colossal waste of money
Unless they're keeping them all to themselves.
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:32 pm to WestCoastAg
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Birds arent real
I actually just saw a video this weekend where some folks (can't remember which country) are taking taxidermied dead birds and putting in mechanical parts to make them drones for more life-like habitat studies of other birds.
ETA it was New Mexico State.
YouTube link
This post was edited on 4/17/23 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:33 pm to Geekboy
Space isn’t real
Posted on 4/17/23 at 2:34 pm to Geekboy
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James Webb telescope is phony. It got hit by a meteor after it reached its destination.
You really dont need this to be a conspiracy theory. You can find out the truth by buying a telescope and going out to your backyard and looking for it.
Someone on reddit got a video of it 2 weeks ago.
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