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re: I'm not a fatty but...

Posted on 1/6/20 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133330 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 8:57 pm to
How do these appeal to people?


Fresh baked bread? Sure. Craft beer? Definitely,


A bunch of fake sugar and preservatives?

Yeah I don’t get it
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16713 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:16 pm to
A true fatty hauls it to Super 1. No need to wait on Amazon.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7890 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:18 pm to
Oatmeal cream pies
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120089 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:22 pm to
It will probably be some less quality version put in a Little Debbie's box. frick Amazon.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
42124 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:30 pm to
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That’s a weird way to spell Nutty Bars

You beat me to it. Nature's perfect survival food.

Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19475 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:33 pm to
I gotta go with zebra cakes if I’m going that route
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
42124 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

How do these appeal to people?

Fresh baked bread? Sure. Craft beer? Definitely,

A bunch of fake sugar and preservatives?

Yeah I don’t get it

You've obviously never had a roll in the hay with a thick chick who digs twinkies.

I mean how else are they going to keep their energy up and how else are you going to make creaming filling jokes while shoving her twinkies filled pie hole down on your wiggles and bits?

Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50871 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104319 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 11:06 pm to
You will be soon
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22315 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 11:15 pm to
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Very tempted to buy a family sized pack of the Little Debbie's GOAT snack from Amazon...


Not an environmentalist puritan, but this would be an absurd act of consumerism
Posted by Rammin TX
DFW Texas
Member since Oct 2018
1736 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 11:20 pm to
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100783 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 11:25 pm to
Do you fellas not have an authentic French patisserie in your neighborhoods?
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4843 posts
Posted on 1/6/20 at 11:31 pm to
Personal top 3


Posted by AustinKnight
Austin, TX
Member since May 2012
5842 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 12:19 am to
Star Crunch by Debbie is where it’s at.
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21616 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 5:08 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100397 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 6:02 am to
No love for cream pies?


Everyone loves a good cream pie
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18936 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 6:58 am to
I'm no fatty or worshiper of evil, but I had a dream last night that I got to finish BOTH cakes (not just one) in the packet!
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 7:20 am to
quote:

Not sure I would buy those on Amazon without the opportunity to view the exp date. Little Debbies are the shite right off the truck. They sit on the shelf a week or two, not so much.
the shelf life of little debbies is approximately 14 years.
Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 7:41 am to
quote:

I'm not a fatty but...


Being a fatty isn't a matter of WHAT you buy, it's HOW FAST you eat it.

If it's just you, and that 12-pack of treats lasts you a month, not a fatty.

If you polish it off in two days or less, definitely fatty.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13772 posts
Posted on 1/7/20 at 7:44 am to
quote:

Zebra Cakes go hard


That and Capri Suns were a staple of my middle school diet
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