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re: I'm gonna rescue Britney. I can fix her! NSFW

Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
16268 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:12 pm to
Her retarded fans that wailed to “free her” should be ashamed of their stupidity.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35224 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:30 pm to
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I'm headed over to fix her as we speak.


And I guess I'm headed over to the Celebrity Death Thread to cast my vote for Britney.


And the OP
This post was edited on 3/12/25 at 9:31 pm
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Rotterdam
Member since Jul 2024
190 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:32 pm to
I never thought when I was 15 that one day I would regularly see women at the grocery store that are hotter than Britney Spears
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65824 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:32 pm to
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can fix her!

But, how are you at fixing sucking chest wounds?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33519 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:35 pm to
I'm more concerned about fixing her fireplace. What the hell has she been burning in that thing?

Looks like she had a chimney fire already. That isn't a sexual euphemism. Okay, it is.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14955 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:56 pm to
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Her retarded fans that wailed to “free her” should be ashamed of their stupidity.

frick that. It’s not illegal to be crazy as long as you’re not hurting anyone.
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
11326 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 9:57 pm to
She got some perdy hur.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
25250 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:13 pm to
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You can see it in her eyes she not in a normal state


It's called being possessed.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
7189 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

Modern pop star looks like this


Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
26044 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:17 pm to
Don’t stick your dick in crazy
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
19264 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:28 pm to
SHE NEEDS HELP!!


Meanwhile……


Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
25468 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Modern pop star looks like this


Because KISS didn’t exist
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68839 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:31 pm to
I’d still eat her arse.
Posted by purple18
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2009
1324 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:32 pm to
She doesn’t blink one time in that video. She’s on that fire
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28314 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:34 pm to
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You are going to get your eyes scratched out


I would be much more worried about the continued structural integrity of my dick.
Posted by xBirdx
Member since Sep 2018
1077 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:35 pm to
Is it weird that she doesn’t have any hips… like she’s square lol
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144344 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

I'm headed over to fix her as we speak.
you need to make sure the chimney flue is open. She about to burn the place down from the looks of it

Posted by Nolalakeview
Member since Feb 2015
1864 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:04 pm to
Maybe her ex-felon boyfriend. He is also the dad of 9 kids.

quote:

Britney Spears, 43, is 'back together' with ex-felon Paul Soliz, 37... after splitting seven months ago





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Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
1816 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 11:06 pm to
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Who wipes her butt for her?

You asking for volunteers?

I think you've come to the right place.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11440 posts
Posted on 3/13/25 at 12:52 am to
She looks good, but not as good as she thinks she looks.
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