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I’m going to buy some Costco membership cards and hand them to homeless people.

Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:45 am
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47130 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:45 am
They can wander the store and eat free shite all day every day for a year.

They could buy something small every week or so to keep them from getting thrown out.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35020 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:46 am to
No. Don’t you dare ruin the Holy Ground like that.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18438 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:46 am to
Or you can give me one. Who has a job and pays my motha frickin taxes.
Posted by PearlyBaker
Member since Dec 2017
441 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:47 am to
You’re going to get slammed on here for it but that’s actually a pretty good idea
This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 10:48 am
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:49 am to
Let me know when/where you’re gonna be handing them out. I’m gonna throw on my yard cutting clothes and head down to the corner with my sign.

“Will work for Costco Membership Card”
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:53 am to
Way to freak out all the Asian people on a Saturday, shopping at Costco.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14264 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:55 am to
On the back of the cards, write “THIS IS A ROBBERY! TAKE ME TO THE CASH BITCH OR I START SHOOTING!!”

Laugh
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14077 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:55 am to
I like that idea.

Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50766 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 10:57 am to
I always give the panhandlers at stop lights the 20% off coupons to Bed Bath and Beyond.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14035 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 11:00 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 11:07 am to
quote:

I always give the panhandlers at stop lights the 20% off coupons to Bed Bath and Beyond.


Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 11:10 am to
quote:

They could buy something small every week or so to keep them from getting thrown out.


If they can afford the $50 a month buying stuff just to keep from getting thrown out, they can afford food.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12118 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 11:35 am to
That would actually require them to do work (walk around and find something on their own). It would never work.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11287 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:10 pm to
Expose them to “Costco Privilege” and you may create another plank in the demmacrat platform and ruin the indoor picnic area.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:33 pm to
You'll be saving them from certain suicide.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19270 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:36 pm to
Brilliant
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37743 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:56 pm to
I’ve always just shot them. But this may be a better approach.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

Way to freak out all the Asian people on a Saturday, shopping at Costco.


Posted by hottub
Member since Dec 2012
3333 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:58 pm to
Snack all day and all they need is $1.50 for an all beef hotdog and soda.
Posted by Boston911
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2013
1940 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 1:18 pm to
Aaannnd you expect them to pay for their purchase with what?
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