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I'm glad I wasn't born an alligator

Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65056 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:37 pm
Want to know how they survived last week's arctic blast? They allowed themselves to get frozen under the water and stayed still, with their snouts above the ice, until everything melted. It was a sort of modified hibernation technique.

Yahoo! article
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11086 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:39 pm to
You’re right. That does suck.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62930 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:41 pm to
We will never be that awesome and adaptive.

You say poor alligator. I say poor us.
Posted by oldschoolqb
Across the Pond
Member since Mar 2005
1901 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:42 pm to
I’ve heard that alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:43 pm to
I am also glad that you weren’t born an alligator. I don’t think you’d make a very good one.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120251 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:43 pm to
Pretty sure alligators give 0 fricks about global warming

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:44 pm to
You stupid?
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30098 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:45 pm to
Didn’t you fake a death disease on a message board
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8762 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:45 pm to
I legit wish I was born a gator literally every single day since I knew what a gator is.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58862 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:48 pm to
Poor alligators are living dinasours because the “poor alligators” know how to adapt.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48836 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:48 pm to
If you get bit by one you will get gatoraids.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65626 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:48 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145137 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

We will never be that awesome and adaptive.

is inventing coats and heaters to artificially keep ourselves warm not adaptive?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108225 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

We will never be that awesome and adaptive.


If I’m not mistaken, we have people living in outer fricking space.
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
65056 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

We will never be that awesome and adaptive.



So I guess the ability to wield fire, make warm/cold weather clothing, and build artificial shelter isn't what you would consider awesome or adaptive?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11222 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:59 pm to
This may be my favorite thread ever on the OT. You’re all making me laugh.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62930 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:03 pm to
Yall all need to shut the frick up right this minute.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83929 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:08 pm to
Alligators are resistant to virtually every disease or bacteria on the planet.

Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68450 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:11 pm to
This is a classic discussion
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68450 posts
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:11 pm to
Me too
I much needed it
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