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I'm glad I wasn't born an alligator
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:37 pm
Want to know how they survived last week's arctic blast? They allowed themselves to get frozen under the water and stayed still, with their snouts above the ice, until everything melted. It was a sort of modified hibernation technique.
Yahoo! article
Yahoo! article
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:39 pm to RollTide1987
You’re right. That does suck.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:41 pm to RollTide1987
We will never be that awesome and adaptive.
You say poor alligator. I say poor us.
You say poor alligator. I say poor us.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:42 pm to Celery
I’ve heard that alligators are ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:43 pm to RollTide1987
I am also glad that you weren’t born an alligator. I don’t think you’d make a very good one.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:43 pm to RollTide1987
Pretty sure alligators give 0 fricks about global warming
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:45 pm to RollTide1987
Didn’t you fake a death disease on a message board
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:45 pm to RollTide1987
I legit wish I was born a gator literally every single day since I knew what a gator is.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:48 pm to RollTide1987
Poor alligators are living dinasours because the “poor alligators” know how to adapt.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:48 pm to Cosmo
If you get bit by one you will get gatoraids.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:51 pm to GRTiger
quote:is inventing coats and heaters to artificially keep ourselves warm not adaptive?
We will never be that awesome and adaptive.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:54 pm to GRTiger
quote:
We will never be that awesome and adaptive.
If I’m not mistaken, we have people living in outer fricking space.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:59 pm to GRTiger
quote:
We will never be that awesome and adaptive.
So I guess the ability to wield fire, make warm/cold weather clothing, and build artificial shelter isn't what you would consider awesome or adaptive?
Posted on 1/9/18 at 10:59 pm to RollTide1987
This may be my favorite thread ever on the OT. You’re all making me laugh.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:03 pm to OMLandshark
Yall all need to shut the frick up right this minute.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:08 pm to RollTide1987
Alligators are resistant to virtually every disease or bacteria on the planet.
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:11 pm to RollTide1987
This is a classic discussion
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:11 pm to Evil Little Thing
Me too
I much needed it
I much needed it
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