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re: I'm glad I wasn't born an alligator
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:13 pm to RollTide1987
Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:13 pm to RollTide1987
I don't know. Alligator's are pretty bad arse. I wouldn't mind being one. Live on a nice golf course. Snap at a few kids/random pets.
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Posted on 1/9/18 at 11:50 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Adaption can be a negative too, though. My brother caught an 18 inch gator and put him in a tank. Poor little guy never grew.
I couldn't imagine being a 30 year old the size of a toddler because some a-hole put me in a small cage.
I couldn't imagine being a 30 year old the size of a toddler because some a-hole put me in a small cage.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 12:38 am to GRTiger
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I couldn't imagine being a 30 year old the size of a toddler because some a-hole put me in a small cage.
I bet that gator is happy that some coonass that probably can’t even spell alligator didn’t bait up a chicken and shoot him in the back of the head though.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 12:41 am to RollTide1987
Stingray > Steve Irwin > Alligators/Crocodiles
Therefore...
Stingray > Alligators/Crocodiles
Therefore...
Stingray > Alligators/Crocodiles
Posted on 1/10/18 at 1:29 am to Cosmo
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Pretty sure alligators give 0 fricks about global warming
Crocodilians have been around over 80 million years. They think we're pussies for worrying about climate changes.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:43 am to RollTide1987
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I'm glad I wasn't born an alligator
We could never adapt that quickly to something we've mever experienced before. Hell, many of us have experienced freezing temps and icy roads, yet the majority of Louisiana citizens still don't know how to act or drive in that weather.
But the gators do. They just chilled out, and let things happen.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:51 am to Cowboyfan89
I just want to be fast tracked into a purse on a beautiful redheads arm. 
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:57 am to OMLandshark
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’m not mistaken, we have people living in outer fricking space.
We have people living in an environmentally controlled metal bucket which is in space, they aren't in space, and if they went into space they'd die
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:59 am to RollTide1987
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guess the ability to wield fire, make warm/cold weather clothing, and build artificial shelter isn't what you would consider awesome or adaptive?
The alligator changes himself to suit his environment based on the environment itself.
The human changes his environment to suit his own needs.
Two different things.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:00 am to Cowboyfan89
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Louisiana citizens still don't know how to act or drive in that weather.
But the gators do.
I didnt see a single alligator drive on ice.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:41 am to ksayetiger
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I didnt see a single alligator drive on ice.
Ah, but just because you didn't see it, doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Gators are bad drivers, anyway. Short legs, short arms. Can't reach the steering wheel and the gas/brakes at the same time.
This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 5:42 am
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:57 am to Cowboyfan89
It isnt their fault they are bad drivers, however. They all learned on a fanboat. Completely different than a car.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:57 am to RollTide1987
That's amazing and cool. I hope no one disturbed them in that state.
Posted on 1/10/18 at 6:00 am to RollTide1987
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They allowed themselves to get frozen under the water and stayed still
Didn't work for that alligator in Ponchatoula several years ago.
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