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I'm coming out of Christmas with a Damn cat.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:07 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:07 pm
I had my family at my parents last night enjoying a perfectly good Christmas when a young black cat walked up. This thing knew what it was doing going from child to child purring and begging to be held. For the next three hours my 12, 6 and 4 year old daughters tugged on every heart string I had. I was strong until the wife failed to provide a united front. Then the 6 year old was clutching it refusing to get in the van to go home. I never stood a chance. Not even close to a fair fight.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:08 pm to arktiger28
Pussy continues to be undefeated
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:09 pm to arktiger28
Whole new meaning to getting pussy for Christmas I guess
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:09 pm to arktiger28
a lil pussy never hurt anyone
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:09 pm to arktiger28
Did you abduct someone else’s cat?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:10 pm to arktiger28
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van
The cat thing, I didn’t mind. Van? Now I feel bad for you
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:10 pm to arktiger28
Cats Goat
Leaving for Atlanta tomorrow. Dog has to go to the vet to be boarded. Cats get a few extra scoops of food and another water bowl and they’ll be good for 4 days
Leaving for Atlanta tomorrow. Dog has to go to the vet to be boarded. Cats get a few extra scoops of food and another water bowl and they’ll be good for 4 days
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:11 pm to arktiger28
quote:youre going home with a pussy but doubt you’re getting any pussy
in the van to go home.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:11 pm to SuperSaint
Him getting pussy is the reason he had a van
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 12:12 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:13 pm to arktiger28
You stole someones cat?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:16 pm to arktiger28
...and in a few weeks you'll enjoy the cat curling up in your lap while you kick back with a beverage and television. Happens every time.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:18 pm to Upperdecker
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Did you abduct someone else’s cat?
My parents have one neighbor and they are family.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:18 pm to arktiger28
I too am coming home from Christmas with a cat. Girlfriends cat is coming to live with me. We’re in this together brother.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:18 pm to Horsemeat
Get it checked for a microchip and report a found cat to tge animal shelters.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:20 pm to danilo
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Van? Now I feel bad for you
Why? It's like an SUV with better gas mileage, handling, and way more fricking utility.
If I refused to wear a rubber, I'd have a van.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:20 pm to arktiger28
How long before there's a thread with a guy looking for his stolen black cat?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:20 pm to arktiger28
Owlfan will take it off your hands.
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