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I'm coming out of Christmas with a Damn cat.

Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:07 pm
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5510 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:07 pm
I had my family at my parents last night enjoying a perfectly good Christmas when a young black cat walked up. This thing knew what it was doing going from child to child purring and begging to be held. For the next three hours my 12, 6 and 4 year old daughters tugged on every heart string I had. I was strong until the wife failed to provide a united front. Then the 6 year old was clutching it refusing to get in the van to go home. I never stood a chance. Not even close to a fair fight.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:08 pm to
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van
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:08 pm to
Pussy continues to be undefeated
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:09 pm to
Pussy is undefeated.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42759 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:09 pm to
Whole new meaning to getting pussy for Christmas I guess
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:09 pm to
a lil pussy never hurt anyone
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33903 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:09 pm to
Did you abduct someone else’s cat?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26331 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:10 pm to
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van

The cat thing, I didn’t mind. Van? Now I feel bad for you
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11345 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:10 pm to
Cats Goat

Leaving for Atlanta tomorrow. Dog has to go to the vet to be boarded. Cats get a few extra scoops of food and another water bowl and they’ll be good for 4 days
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 12:11 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151567 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:11 pm to
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in the van to go home.
youre going home with a pussy but doubt you’re getting any pussy
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42759 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:11 pm to
Him getting pussy is the reason he had a van
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 12:12 pm
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5376 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:13 pm to
You stole someones cat?
Posted by Horsemeat
2025 Contributor Of The Year
Member since Dec 2014
15689 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:16 pm to
...and in a few weeks you'll enjoy the cat curling up in your lap while you kick back with a beverage and television. Happens every time.
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5510 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:18 pm to
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Did you abduct someone else’s cat?


My parents have one neighbor and they are family.
Posted by jlovel7
NOT Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
24261 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:18 pm to
I too am coming home from Christmas with a cat. Girlfriends cat is coming to live with me. We’re in this together brother.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82396 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:18 pm to
Get it checked for a microchip and report a found cat to tge animal shelters.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62167 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:19 pm to
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I'm coming out


Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:20 pm to
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Van? Now I feel bad for you


Why? It's like an SUV with better gas mileage, handling, and way more fricking utility.

If I refused to wear a rubber, I'd have a van.
Posted by Dog Tree
Member since Sep 2019
626 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:20 pm to
How long before there's a thread with a guy looking for his stolen black cat?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 12:20 pm to
Owlfan will take it off your hands.
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