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re: Im 93 years young. Ask me anything
Posted on 10/25/22 at 12:37 pm to thatsnotmydog
Posted on 10/25/22 at 12:37 pm to thatsnotmydog
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You sir have a nasty demeanor and likely a small or no penis. You probably live alone in an apartment paid with section 8 funding. Odds are you were picked on as a child molestes as a teen and are now a criminal. Worst of all you are an age shamer.
Yep. Definitely trolled this whole thread
Gigs up bud. Are you gauchos alter??
Posted on 10/25/22 at 12:58 pm to thatsnotmydog
quote:This is hilarious.
a pretty solid run with the stray cats before and in between
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:10 pm to tigergirl10
I should have been more clear in my answer. The question was about pussy. Of course, pussy like many other words has more than 1 meaning. It can mean a cat or kitten but it also means the party pocket on a lady. The question relied on the latter meaning as did my answer. So to recap pussy = cat, party pocket on a lady.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:17 pm to TheRouxGuru
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Yep. Definitely trolled this whole thread
Gigs up bud. Are you gauchos alter??
It was pretty obvious from page 1 that it was someone doing their best to sound like an old dude on an internet forum.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:19 pm to thatsnotmydog
quote:If you can quickly send this sentence in semaphore, you might be a WWII Veteran.
Right now I’m staring at my Laura Rutledge glossy 8x10 while running a fresh catheter up my pee hole.
Regardless, it's probably the first time in the history of the English language that this sentence has been thusly constructed.

This post was edited on 10/25/22 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:37 pm to soccerfüt
Swing by SJP. I’ll be the guy in the wheelchair waving flags.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:51 pm to thatsnotmydog
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This post was edited on 2/8/23 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 10/25/22 at 2:04 pm to thatsnotmydog
For some reason, I think you might be Chicageaux's alter.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 2:12 pm to fr33manator
One 93 (almost) just did. I’m old. I ain’t dead.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 2:33 pm to thatsnotmydog
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That sir is an excellent question. I have two issues. One I can’t generate enough velocity with my arm and two a can’t get a good solid stiff one. I’d say this all started around 2001 although I did have this Mexican nurse once that was able to draw the last water from the well. That fiesta was in 2004.
Open verse poetry - another art wasted on these younger generations with their twits and their booked faces.
Bravo sir.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 3:49 pm to thatsnotmydog
Two of the best statements I've read on TD. I don't GAF this is a troll, I'm laughing on a Tue at work!
One I can’t generate enough velocity with my arm and two a can’t get a good solid stiff one. I’d say this all started around 2001 although I did have this Mexican nurse once that was able to draw the last water from the well. That fiesta was in 2004.
I dont mind saying that every now and again I get a little blood moving down in my old pelican although i cant get him to plump up anymore and he sure aint coughing up any seawater.

One I can’t generate enough velocity with my arm and two a can’t get a good solid stiff one. I’d say this all started around 2001 although I did have this Mexican nurse once that was able to draw the last water from the well. That fiesta was in 2004.
I dont mind saying that every now and again I get a little blood moving down in my old pelican although i cant get him to plump up anymore and he sure aint coughing up any seawater.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 4:13 pm to thatsnotmydog
This is such a stupid troll account
Posted on 10/25/22 at 4:41 pm to thatsnotmydog
Dont buy green bananas.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 4:59 pm to thatsnotmydog
So in your opinion, did Julius Ceasar have it coming to him?
Posted on 10/25/22 at 5:14 pm to thatsnotmydog
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I outlived 3 spouses and was only a suspect when the first passed. ... but that’s for another day as is the story about the murder trial.

Posted on 10/25/22 at 5:43 pm to thatsnotmydog
I have noticed your posts these last few days, beginning with the Sacred Heart Handy J post. I see you are a member since 2013. I am happy to see you getting active now and welcome your input to these forums. Cheers and keep up that attitude, its a great example for us all.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 6:17 pm to thatsnotmydog
I bet the 50’s was your favorite decade.
Posted on 10/25/22 at 7:57 pm to thatsnotmydog
quote:
Ask me anything
What was the Civil War like?
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:33 pm to TheRouxGuru
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Are you gauchos alter??
Bruh, gaucho is the king alter
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:22 pm to thatsnotmydog
At what age did your balls drop down lower than your dong? Asking for a friend who's beginning to worry about this phenomena.
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