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re: Im 93 years young. Ask me anything

Posted on 10/25/22 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13497 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 12:37 pm to
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You sir have a nasty demeanor and likely a small or no penis. You probably live alone in an apartment paid with section 8 funding. Odds are you were picked on as a child molestes as a teen and are now a criminal. Worst of all you are an age shamer.


Yep. Definitely trolled this whole thread


Gigs up bud. Are you gauchos alter??
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10673 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 12:58 pm to
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a pretty solid run with the stray cats before and in between
This is hilarious.
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:10 pm to
I should have been more clear in my answer. The question was about pussy. Of course, pussy like many other words has more than 1 meaning. It can mean a cat or kitten but it also means the party pocket on a lady. The question relied on the latter meaning as did my answer. So to recap pussy = cat, party pocket on a lady.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29557 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:17 pm to
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Yep. Definitely trolled this whole thread


Gigs up bud. Are you gauchos alter??


It was pretty obvious from page 1 that it was someone doing their best to sound like an old dude on an internet forum.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72722 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:19 pm to
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Right now I’m staring at my Laura Rutledge glossy 8x10 while running a fresh catheter up my pee hole.
If you can quickly send this sentence in semaphore, you might be a WWII Veteran.

Regardless, it's probably the first time in the history of the English language that this sentence has been thusly constructed.

This post was edited on 10/25/22 at 1:21 pm
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:37 pm to
Swing by SJP. I’ll be the guy in the wheelchair waving flags.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133229 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 1:51 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/8/23 at 4:38 pm
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34711 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 2:04 pm to
For some reason, I think you might be Chicageaux's alter.
Posted by thatsnotmydog
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2013
369 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 2:12 pm to
One 93 (almost) just did. I’m old. I ain’t dead.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94725 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 2:33 pm to
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That sir is an excellent question. I have two issues. One I can’t generate enough velocity with my arm and two a can’t get a good solid stiff one. I’d say this all started around 2001 although I did have this Mexican nurse once that was able to draw the last water from the well. That fiesta was in 2004.


Open verse poetry - another art wasted on these younger generations with their twits and their booked faces.

Bravo sir.
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
13375 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 3:49 pm to
Two of the best statements I've read on TD. I don't GAF this is a troll, I'm laughing on a Tue at work!

One I can’t generate enough velocity with my arm and two a can’t get a good solid stiff one. I’d say this all started around 2001 although I did have this Mexican nurse once that was able to draw the last water from the well. That fiesta was in 2004.



I dont mind saying that every now and again I get a little blood moving down in my old pelican although i cant get him to plump up anymore and he sure aint coughing up any seawater.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32687 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 4:13 pm to
This is such a stupid troll account
Posted by LSUnatick
South of Lafourche
Member since Jul 2008
1615 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 4:41 pm to
Dont buy green bananas.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35788 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 4:59 pm to
So in your opinion, did Julius Ceasar have it coming to him?
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10839 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 5:14 pm to
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I outlived 3 spouses and was only a suspect when the first passed. ... but that’s for another day as is the story about the murder trial.

Posted by TomballTiger
Htown
Member since Jan 2007
3970 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 5:43 pm to
I have noticed your posts these last few days, beginning with the Sacred Heart Handy J post. I see you are a member since 2013. I am happy to see you getting active now and welcome your input to these forums. Cheers and keep up that attitude, its a great example for us all.
Posted by jake wade
North LA
Member since Oct 2007
2316 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 6:17 pm to
I bet the 50’s was your favorite decade.
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2472 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Ask me anything


What was the Civil War like?
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5915 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 8:33 pm to
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Are you gauchos alter??


Bruh, gaucho is the king alter
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33160 posts
Posted on 10/25/22 at 9:22 pm to
At what age did your balls drop down lower than your dong? Asking for a friend who's beginning to worry about this phenomena.
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