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re: If You Were Selected To Pick Other People In Order To Populate A New Planet
Posted on 7/19/18 at 2:57 pm to yoga girl
Posted on 7/19/18 at 2:57 pm to yoga girl
quote:hello
Three intelligent healthy reproduction age males with no genetic diseases and who have the skills necessary to survive (a farmer/hunter for example).
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Posted on 7/19/18 at 2:58 pm to OWLFAN86
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reproduction age
quote:
OWLFAN86
Check that, low T
Posted on 7/19/18 at 2:59 pm to Rouge
they make pills for that
Posted on 7/19/18 at 2:59 pm to OweO
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If you were selected, who would you pick? Again, if you are male, you will have to pick one male and five females.
Myself, Bruce Jenner, 4 of the most attractive women in the world, and Brianne of Tarth (sp?). I'll need someone to help with the physical labor, so she makes the cut.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:00 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
they make pills for that
this a new planet. there are no pills
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:04 pm to yoga girl
5 bi-sexual women
Me
Me
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:05 pm to OweO
quote:Ya think?
Let's say a new planet almost identical to Earth, is discovered, but it doesn't have human life on it.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:06 pm to slackster
quote:
Myself, Bruce Jenner, 4 of the most attractive women in the world, and Brianne of Tarth (sp?). I'll need someone to help with the physical labor, so she makes the cut.
Man. All you baws would create planet retard.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:07 pm to OweO
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Then your population will have a limited gene pool and eventually your area will become Alabama.
Apparently you do not understand how evolution works. You should focus on the best gene pool, not a diverse gene pool.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:10 pm to OweO
Not Zyler and Kadyn
This post was edited on 7/19/18 at 3:11 pm
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:12 pm to Pettifogger
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5 of the hottest women on the planet
So, you're probably going to get laid a few times, but you're going to be surrounded by bat-shite crazy all the time.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:12 pm to OweO
All the women are gingers or blondes with green or blue or hazel eyes.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:13 pm to Count Chocula
{quote] five 50 year old 300 pound bi-sexual women [/quote]
FIFY
I've always wanted to do that.
FIFY
I've always wanted to do that.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:17 pm to RB10
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Man. All you baws would create planet retard.
At the risk of sounding taboo, the risk of birth defects among first cousins are actually quite low. Somewhere along the lines of 6%, compared to 3% for the general population.
I understand my offspring wouldn't be first cousins, but you could breed one of my sons with one of the women who wasn't his mother. We'd make it work.
I'm not sure why I'm even trying to explain myself.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:19 pm to Pettifogger
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otherwise it's going to me and 5 of the hottest women on the planet
I saw this episode of The Twilight Zone, just the other day.
I'm afraid you'll live there for around a month before you learn all five of the women you picked are actually robots.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:35 pm to slackster
quote:
At the risk of sounding taboo, the risk of birth defects among first cousins are actually quite low. Somewhere along the lines of 6%, compared to 3% for the general population.
I understand my offspring wouldn't be first cousins, but you could breed one of my sons with one of the women who wasn't his mother. We'd make it work.
I'm not sure why I'm even trying to explain myself
Roll Tide
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:36 pm to stat19
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ou're going to be surrounded by bat-shite crazy all the time.
how small is your planet?
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:40 pm to slackster
Honestly, and at the risk of sounding creepy AF, you'd have to include some very young women in your selection to make sure you have generational reproductive opportunity. Like 2 18 year Olds, 2 10 year olds, and a small child. Breed the older ones until the younger can reproduce, then you'd have to share them with the first gen males (and the second male already there). It would probably be optimal for the second male to be just barely into puberty too.
That's all I'll say about that.
That's all I'll say about that.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 3:52 pm to OweO
I'm a shitty poster. But goddamn this is a shitty as frick OP.
Posted on 7/19/18 at 4:18 pm to OweO
quote:
If you were selected, who would you pick? Again, if you are male, you will have to pick one male and five females.
3 down home country 9.5s, (one that could sing, one that was funny, and one that was a freak), 1 good-natured but big-boned polynesian motherly worker bee, one female baby (to be kept out of my sight until her 19th birthday) from beautiful parents, for breeding in 20 years when the first 3 have faded.
For the male I’m bringing the lawyer that came to my house and threatened to sue me (I wasn’t home, so he threatened me to my wife) because I passed him on the interstate hauling a horse trailer to texas going 85. My wife wisely threw away his business card and wouldn’t give me any clues as to what his name was even though I told her I was going to call and apologize.
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