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re: If you were forced into a life of crime..

Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48122 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:05 pm to
I am a terrible liar, could not take advantage of people, and am, by nature, a rule follower. So I'd be screwed.
Posted by 844_Tiger
Down_Under
Member since Jul 2021
754 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

Here goes below average poster OWLFAN86 derailing another one of my threads with the same schtick because he wants to be the token Rice Grad on TD.


Y'all 2 should duke it out in the ring to determine who's the Alpha Rice Baw. The loser gets the banhammer for a year.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158143 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:15 pm to
You obviously think Owlie is some sort of fat mexican phag retard

and you're right

but he's our fat mexican phag retard

so watch your mouth
quote:

this pasty guy
Owlie is in fact quite swarthy
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74443 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:17 pm to
From having a senior father and seeing all the ways people to to scam. I think i could scam elderly and rich. Rich are even easier. Look at chrome hearts. Put some $2 patches on $40 jeans and sell them for $10k a pair to rich kids.
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
6000 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:47 pm to
Maybe if I had to depending the gig. Not towards other people but something line a bookie.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
14166 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:57 pm to
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Do you think you could be "successful"?


Nope.

Nor could most of the people on the thread who will claim they could—and if they really could, they probably already have.

Being a successful criminal requires such a fundamentally different way of thinking I seriously doubt it's something you can learn past a certain age.

Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52705 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:57 pm to
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have outrageous fashion sense and a passion for oversized sedans so I’d make an excellent pimp.


This is the way. I would make an excellent pimp. I’m not retarded, I’m an inconspicuous every man, the best chicks would want to work for me because I would provide a safe environment and fair cuts on profit. I also know exactly which cops to pay off. Basically the episode of King of the Hill where Hank was a pimp but didn’t know it.
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 10:59 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197017 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 11:04 pm to
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I’m not retarded,



Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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197017 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 11:44 pm to
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4110 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 11:51 pm to
I always thought owning a tow truck would make car theft super easy.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
52705 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:14 am to
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I’m not retarded,


That’s rich. You’re not even good at being Mexican
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197017 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:17 am to
I was quoting someone else's post
my post was the are you sure about that meme

there's no question you're retarded because apparently you failed it reading comprehension
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4764 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 3:16 am to
Because of the soft on criminals lefties, I'm surprised the protection racket hasn't reappeared. Maybe it's still alive in big cities, I have no idea.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17099 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 3:48 am to
I mean. I used to sell weed a long time ago. Does that count?
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16166 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 5:28 am to
No, I’m not a piece of shite Democrat that easily justifies taking other people’s belongings.
Posted by Recognizable Poster
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2026
764 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 5:43 am to
quote:

Here goes below average poster OWLFAN86 derailing another one of my threads with the same schtick because he wants to be the token Rice Grad on TD.

*JFC this pasty guy has 200k posts on this website.
I don't know why there is such a tension here. You are fellow Rice people

Yall should do a podcast together and call it the Fat Owl Cast
Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
4436 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 5:49 am to
We are supposed to be a high trust society. The fact that you think people can be forced into crime is a huge issue. I want to live in a society where I don't have to lock my doors or hide my valuables. They're not yours keep your fricking hands off of them.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
25015 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 6:14 am to
My skill set would be murder. I think I’d be pretty good at killing people and not getting caught.
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