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If you were forced into a life of crime..
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:32 pm
Do you think you could be "successful"?
I could probably be a decent thief if I were a degenerate. I can't help but notice how loose some people are with their security.
I could probably be a decent thief if I were a degenerate. I can't help but notice how loose some people are with their security.
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Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:32 pm to FAT SEXY
No. Not me. Brother
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:33 pm to FAT SEXY
No... my Jimminy Cricket is too loud.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:34 pm to FAT SEXY
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:36 pm to FAT SEXY
I doubt it, baby tac
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:37 pm to FAT SEXY
Yes...without a doubt. But I could not steal from the innocent.
but I would have no issues going after
Democrat run "Non Profits"
Somali child care centers
Democrat run back alley "Medicaid / Medicare" providers
Feel free to add to the list
but I would have no issues going after
Democrat run "Non Profits"
Somali child care centers
Democrat run back alley "Medicaid / Medicare" providers
Feel free to add to the list
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:40 pm to FAT SEXY
Probably
But it would be miserable always having to worry about it
But it would be miserable always having to worry about it
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:42 pm to FAT SEXY
I’d just run for office
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:42 pm to FAT SEXY
Successful? no.
Memorable? You bet your arse.
Memorable? You bet your arse.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:42 pm to OWLFAN86
Here goes below average poster OWLFAN86 derailing another one of my threads with the same schtick because he wants to be the token Rice Grad on TD.
*JFC this pasty guy has 200k posts on this website.
*JFC this pasty guy has 200k posts on this website.
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:44 pm to FAT SEXY
Not today, Mr U.S. Marshall
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:51 pm to FAT SEXY
I don't object to other Rice posters I object to you sullying a prestigious institute of higher education with the BBCC level of posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:51 pm to FAT SEXY
No, I'm too good-looking for prison, and I hate cafeteria-style dining.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:56 pm to FAT SEXY
Yes...I'd be the leader of the crew.
Like Christopher Walken in "At Close Range".
These country people's security is really lax. I can load a tractor on a flatbed and drive away with it.
Candy Clark would be my woman.
Like Christopher Walken in "At Close Range".
These country people's security is really lax. I can load a tractor on a flatbed and drive away with it.
Candy Clark would be my woman.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:57 pm to FAT SEXY
less than 200K,, you suck at math for someone who supposedly matriculated from Rice
Posted on 6/18/26 at 9:58 pm to FAT SEXY
I heard they caught some thieves and their punishment was to clean public bathrooms for a year
They were forced into a life of grime
They were forced into a life of grime
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:02 pm to Disco Ball
quote:
but I would have no issues going after
You already lost. A successful criminal would just run a 501 c 3
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:02 pm to fr33manator
"Organized crime in America
Everywhere grime in America
Terrible time in America
You forget I'm in America..."
Everywhere grime in America
Terrible time in America
You forget I'm in America..."
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:03 pm to FAT SEXY
quote:
Do you think you could be "successful"?
No, I'm way too dumb + I'm a terrible liar.
Posted on 6/18/26 at 10:05 pm to FAT SEXY
I have outrageous fashion sense and a passion for oversized sedans so I’d make an excellent pimp.
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