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re: If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:06 pm to terriblegreen
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:06 pm to terriblegreen
100% agree. Aniston over Angelina, who is next level cray cray
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Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:16 pm to biglego
This is the OT. I'm basically poverty level compared to the rest of y'all
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:20 pm to LanierSpots
Jolie had her boobs cut off because of a family history of breast cancer and it is told that she did not have reconstruction or bolt ons installed. Just two big scars. 
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:28 pm to boomjosh
Neither. I’d go find a nice girl who isn’t an attention whore, some girl no one has ever heard of.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:38 pm to boomjosh
With my personal experience. I'd go with crazy. 
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:46 pm to TigerRoyale
Knowing that I’m Brad Pitt, I’d rail both of them until one of them got sick of my shite and threw me out. Then I continue to rail the other until she was sick of my crap and threw me out. After that I’d find the next hot girl and rinse and repeat….
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:48 pm to toots-N-scoots
Anniston….
Posted on 5/28/25 at 7:50 pm to Earnest_P
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It reminds me of the great Merle Haggard song, Pancho and Lefty.
Townes Van Zandt song covered by Merle and Willie.
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One story involving the song that Van Zandt loved to tell was when he got pulled over for speeding in Berkshire, Texas, by two policemen, the first a blue-eyed white man with a crew cut, and his partner a bronze, dark eyed Mexican.[21] Although his driver's license was up-to-date, the inspection sticker had expired, and the bedraggled singer found himself in the back of the police cruiser.[21] As Van Zandt recounted on Austin Pickers, "We got stopped by these two policemen and...they said 'What do you do for a living?', and I said, 'Well, I'm a songwriter,' and they both kind of looked around like "pitiful, pitiful," and so on to that I added, 'I wrote that song Pancho and Lefty. You ever heard that song Pancho and Lefty? I wrote that', and they looked back around and they looked at each other and started grinning..." The policemen explained that their police-radio code names were Pancho and Lefty and they let Van Zandt off with a warning.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:46 pm to card401
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Jen by a mile. She seems more down to earth. Better personality.
Did you pay attention to any of her insane ramblings during all the covid bullshite?
Hard pass.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 9:50 pm to tiggerfan02 2021
She can ramble all she wants as long as she is naked on my bed doing everything I desire…
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:36 pm to Penrod
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Townes Van Zandt song covered by Merle and Willie.
Good correction, thanks.
I recently heard a great Townes cover, by Jason Molina, another great songwriter (IMO) who died too young.
I’ll be here in the morning
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:37 pm to BabyTac
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It’s a known fact Pitt felt Anniston had very bad hygiene and smoked too much.
I didn’t know. I change my answer to Jolie.
Posted on 5/28/25 at 10:39 pm to boomjosh
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If you were Brad Pitt in 2005, you staying with Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Both.
Posted on 5/29/25 at 12:24 am to boomjosh
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Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie
JA > AJ and it's not particularly close.
Jennifer all day erry day.
Posted on 5/29/25 at 10:19 am to LanierSpots
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Anniston by a mile
This post was edited on 5/29/25 at 10:31 am
Posted on 5/29/25 at 10:28 am to moontigr
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I've heard from multiple people in the entertainment industry that Aniston lives a Bohemian lifestyle and goes without shaving, bathing, etc. for long periods of time. There's a reason why she can't keep a man.
Angelina was one of the hottest women in the world at that point in time, and by all accounts was a demon in the sack. I'd pick her.
Ok, this is fair.
Posted on 5/29/25 at 10:29 am to boomjosh
Neither, I'm having a ticket machine at the front door where OT 10s can take a number and wait until they are called.
Posted on 5/29/25 at 10:32 am to moontigr
When all of this went down, I was 15 years old and I was 100% Team Anniston. 
I think she's beautiful and always loved her roles. I found Angelina creepy.
Now that I'm older, ehhhh. I can see why he chose Angelina for a while. Her brand of crazy is well known publicly, but I feel like it was just the right flavor of weird for one of the most famous men alive.
Annison has always felt like (despite being gorgeous) a bit of a nag type of crazy. Like the women a lot of everyday men marry and then live their lives out being told what to do.
Interesting. This blows my theory up.
She has also aged into a very striking woman. Anniston is conventionally pretty in a girl next door kind of way, but like someone said further back in the thread, I could totally see Angelina stopping you in your tracks IRL with her kind of beauty.
I think she's beautiful and always loved her roles. I found Angelina creepy. Now that I'm older, ehhhh. I can see why he chose Angelina for a while. Her brand of crazy is well known publicly, but I feel like it was just the right flavor of weird for one of the most famous men alive.
Annison has always felt like (despite being gorgeous) a bit of a nag type of crazy. Like the women a lot of everyday men marry and then live their lives out being told what to do.
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I've heard from multiple people in the entertainment industry that Aniston lives a Bohemian lifestyle and goes without shaving, bathing, etc. for long periods of time. There's a reason why she can't keep a man.
Interesting. This blows my theory up.
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Angelina was one of the hottest women in the world at that point in time
She has also aged into a very striking woman. Anniston is conventionally pretty in a girl next door kind of way, but like someone said further back in the thread, I could totally see Angelina stopping you in your tracks IRL with her kind of beauty.
Posted on 5/29/25 at 10:45 am to boomjosh
I never understood this, Jennifer is a dream.
Crazy must have that good poon which can make a man do dumb stuff
Crazy must have that good poon which can make a man do dumb stuff
Posted on 5/29/25 at 10:46 am to moontigr
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I've heard from multiple people in the entertainment industry that Aniston lives a Bohemian lifestyle and goes without shaving, bathing, etc. for long periods of time. There's a reason why she can't keep a man.
I know someone connected too who said this is true, as well.
Now, Brad Pitt was all about that life, too, but I think he got tired of it and grew up a little.
This post was edited on 5/29/25 at 10:47 am
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