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re: If you want sex, dont get married

Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:32 am to
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
4643 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:32 am to
HUH. Me 39, wife 42. Two kids. Sex 5 to 6 times a week! Sorry baw!!!!
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:36 am to
quote:

Why do you think that women are always smiling on their wedding day?

Women on their wedding day:
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12384 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 5:30 am to
Married 20yr, had sex now going to work.
Posted by TitleistProV1X
Member since Nov 2015
3657 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 5:41 am to
Actually don't have kids, that's what will put the brakes to it (although I wouldn't trade my kids for anything).
Posted by Peregrine Laziosi
Laplace
Member since Nov 2016
627 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:03 am to
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If you want sex, money, & freedom, dont get married


Ain't that the truth
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
54037 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:46 am to
Try giving her attention outside of the bedroom.
Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2641 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:57 am to
I don't know what you're calling sex, but you're doing it wrong.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:02 am to
Men and women need to feel appreciated. Women need to be told verbally and men need it to be expressed sexually. Maybe both of you are falling short.

Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:04 am to
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Damn! Sorry to hear but I've been married 12 years and the wife loves/wants to have sex as much as I do. Gotta make the right choices.

You must have a low sex drive.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30406 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:11 am to
Your wife loves having sex with me , what's your problem ?
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7895 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:15 am to
just wait til she's about 35.

then.......it's on bruh
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16796 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:36 am to
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Men and women need to feel appreciated. Women need to be told verbally and men need it to be expressed sexually. Maybe both of you are falling short.


Not always the case, it's all about your love language. Men are not always physical touch as their #1 language and women can have physical touch as their #1.

OP needs to go to therapy and figure out why he isn't getting da secks and see what he can do to change it.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108716 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 7:52 am to
Been married for 12 years at this point it's not a big deal. Most nights I'll just save her the trouble and skip to the cigarette.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:00 am to
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My god. Its like trying to wrestle a bear in quick sand.




Have her trim that nasty old back hair baw.
Posted by latigerfan2
covington, la
Member since Jan 2005
2186 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:14 am to
The greatest sexual appetite suppressant for a woman is wedding cake
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:15 am to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:15 am to
quote:

it's all about your love language.


lol you read that retarded book? My wife said her friends are always trying to make her read it.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:17 am to
wait til she hits her 30s. you will be the one saying no.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:18 am to
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Mud_Till_May


you are doing it wrong baw

i promise you
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22015 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:41 am to
Mud Till May gets it! Oh, wait..........he doesn't get it......

I know only a couple of older guys who will say they still get pussy on the reg after 25-30 years of marriage. I call BS any time one brings that up. The reason is because we ALL know that all the pussy is to attract the mate and keep him until the ring, then it tapers off considerably as the length of the marriage grows.
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