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Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:29 pm to Mud_Till_May
Damn sucks for you lol
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:30 pm to Mud_Till_May
Should have married an Asian
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:31 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Congradulations on the sin and being doomed to hell for fornication.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:34 pm to Mud_Till_May
Damn! Sorry to hear but I've been married 12 years and the wife loves/wants to have sex as much as I do. Gotta make the right choices.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:36 pm to Mud_Till_May
Wtf does that even mean
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:37 pm to summersausage
I remember every blowjob I ever got. Do you remember your first blowjob?
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 11:38 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:41 pm to Mud_Till_May
What are you talking about? I just filmed your old lady getting destroyed by super Saint with guest appearances by owlfan and Oweo
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:41 pm to Evil Little Thing
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had sex
Really?!?!
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:42 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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I remember every blowjob I ever got. Do you remember
It's not hard to remember your first blowie baw
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:47 pm to Mir
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What are you talking about? I just filmed your old lady getting destroyed by super Saint with guest appearances by owlfan and Oweo
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:01 am to Mir
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It's not hard to remember your first blowie baw
Especially when it was the worst one you ever had. I remember wondering why in the hell was this pleasurable? All teeth and I swear she thought my nuts were stress balls.
Maybe she really didn't like me, now that I think about it.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:04 am to Mud_Till_May
Two things that helped me out tremendously early in our marriage.
1. Talk to her. You married her (presumably) because you love and trust her. At least attempt to have a conversation with her. Let her know your concerns and try and figure out hers. It will at least let her know you aren't happy with the lack of sex.
2. Women want to be pursued. Thats why many of them cheat. Jody will always be ready to pursue your woman. So you need to be better at it than him. Just because you locked her down with a ring doesn't mean she magically going to get turned on everytime you are. Plus, why would you want to have sex with someone who is just doing it out of some marital obligation. You gotta make her want the D just like she used to when you were dating.
I will admit, our sex life died off dramatically when our kids were little, so if you're in that situation it may be rough. They're so much damn work when they're small. But now that the kids are older (elementary age) we bang All. The. Time.
Anyway, it sucks not getting laid. Prayers sent.
1. Talk to her. You married her (presumably) because you love and trust her. At least attempt to have a conversation with her. Let her know your concerns and try and figure out hers. It will at least let her know you aren't happy with the lack of sex.
2. Women want to be pursued. Thats why many of them cheat. Jody will always be ready to pursue your woman. So you need to be better at it than him. Just because you locked her down with a ring doesn't mean she magically going to get turned on everytime you are. Plus, why would you want to have sex with someone who is just doing it out of some marital obligation. You gotta make her want the D just like she used to when you were dating.
I will admit, our sex life died off dramatically when our kids were little, so if you're in that situation it may be rough. They're so much damn work when they're small. But now that the kids are older (elementary age) we bang All. The. Time.
Anyway, it sucks not getting laid. Prayers sent.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:04 am to facher08
That's no way to talk about goldennugget
I know he ain't pretty or smart but you know you liked that mouth
I know he ain't pretty or smart but you know you liked that mouth
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 12:05 am
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:06 am to Mud_Till_May
When she is sleeping, rub one out on her leg
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:27 am to Mud_Till_May
Tell her you still need to have sex and you'd prefer it be with her.
Also this will not end well no matter what you do.
Also this will not end well no matter what you do.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:27 am to Mud_Till_May
Got a wakeup quickie this morning. Didn't even have to move. She did all the work.
Been married 14 years(to her)
Been married 14 years(to her)
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:15 am to Mud_Till_May
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My god. Its like trying to wrestle a bear in quick sand. When does it end. Happily ever after my arse.
Why do you think that women are always smiling on their wedding day?
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:16 am to Mud_Till_May
You'll finally forget all about sex. 
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:30 am to Mud_Till_May
Pornhub.
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