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If you could re-engineer the vagina what changes would you make?

Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:56 pm
Posted by trillhog
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Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:56 pm
I’d have a self cleaning feature.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167225 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:58 pm to
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I’d have a self cleaning feature.




Is that what you hate the most about yours?
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7281 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 1:59 pm to
Remove the entitlement and narcissism from it.
Posted by Earthmover
Central
Member since Jan 2013
450 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:00 pm to
only changes would be to the support and distribution systems
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:01 pm to
I'd have a mute button
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:01 pm to
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If you could re-engineer the vagina what changes would you make?

I'd make sure it could consent and then keep a record of that consent in case #metoo2.0 comes rolling around
Posted by GulfstreamTiger
Sondheimer Louisiana
Member since May 2017
796 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:02 pm to
Find a better life support system for it.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:03 pm to
That monthly bleeding feature with the bitch modification could be removed. I'd be good with that.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57298 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:03 pm to
I bet you would make them penises
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16197 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:03 pm to
Make it larger and much more deep.

I get tired of how small they always seem to be on adult women. (I put this clarifying statement in here before some wise arse made a comment about prepubescent girls)
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47482 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:04 pm to
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If you could re-engineer the vagina what changes would you make?


Make them all scream in agonizing glee when anything longer than 5.1" fully enters them.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14849 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:05 pm to
It would work like a slot machine but instead of nickels and a handle, you insert your penis and pull hair.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77959 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:05 pm to
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I bet you would make them penises



Nah this is Trillhog we are talking about. He would make sure they couldn't struggle.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:07 pm to
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Make them all scream in agonizing glee when anything longer than 5.1" fully enters them.



gawd dammit short by 3.1 inches
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56257 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:08 pm to
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trillhog
quote:

vagina
oh boy
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:10 pm to
oweo is a piece of shite
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 2:13 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113941 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:12 pm to
oweo is a piece of shite
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 2:29 pm
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:13 pm to
I tightening feature would be nice
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:14 pm to
odometer on them we could check
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 12/28/17 at 2:15 pm to
Odometer

ETA: damnit oleyeller. Great minds
This post was edited on 12/28/17 at 2:16 pm
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