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re: If you could be any type of bird what would you be?

Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:22 pm to
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:22 pm to
None cuz frick birds.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by foosball
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 10:41 pm to
Not sure what kind they want to be but I picture a lot of dodo birds in here.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 11:09 pm to
My rooster wakes up daily, knocks up the hens and gets fed. He doesn't have it half bad.
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 11:13 pm to
A migratory non-game bird of some sort.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 11:27 pm to
This little badass:

Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 3:30 am to
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 6:18 am to


Harpy Eagle - the biggest badass of them all.

Peregrine Falcon was a good choice too.

Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:33 am to
quote:

•Iconic look
•One of the smartest animals on the planet
•Incredible dexterity with feet
•Lives in South America


Lives to be like 80 years old. Which means you would outlive most humans in South America
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:06 am to
The one that eats poke berries and shits on everybody at the fish fry
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:06 am to
An old buzzard.
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:10 am to
Peregrine falcon (speed, baby) or Golden Eagle.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:29 am to
Harpy Eagle.

quote:

Harpy Eagles are the most powerful eagles in the world weighing 9 kgs (19.8 lbs.) with a wingspan measuring 2 meters (6.5 feet). Their wingspan is much shorter than other large birds because they need to maneuver in densely forested habitats. These raptors possess extremely long talons and an incredibly strong grip capable of breaking a human’s arm. The Harpy Eagle mostly preys on sloths, monkeys and large birds.

Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:02 am to
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. . . and nobody would kill me to eat me . . .


You might be surprised to know that the southern end to your migration might not be as safe as you think.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:16 am to
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Seagull for me. To soar over the water sounds great.


You might want to consider Albatross then. They spend almost all of their lives soaring over the ocean effortlessly, using lift from wind/air rising from the waves. And they have a very long life span for a bird.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:18 am to
Pretty sure I am already a Kee-yaw Bird.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:19 am to
An Osprey. I’d get to eat seafood all the time and people make me nests and shite.

Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:19 am to
Ospreys are pretty badass also. I have a couple near me they are huge. Saw one carrying a small shark about a 1/4 mile from the beach.
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
12827 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:26 am to
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Ospreys are pretty badass also.


It's awesome how they always carry the fish with the head pointed forward to minimize the wind resistance. And it's a nice gesture to give the fish a chance to experience flight before before being eaten.
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