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If you could be any type of bird what would you be?

Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:23 pm
Posted by Richard Grayson
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:23 pm
Assuming, of course, that birds are real and not government spy drones I think I go with the Eurasian Eagle Owl.

They’re majestic apex predators with absolutely silent flight thanks to sound dampening adaptive feathers and razor sharp claws they can swoop down and annihilate their pry with ruthless speed and efficiency.

Either that or some dipshit dirty pigeon in the slums of Nam eating old crumbs from dirty street water.
This post was edited on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm
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Posted by fool_on_the_hill
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the middle finger
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Anyone who doesn't say bald eagle hates America.
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Posted by lockthevaught
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I like boobies
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm to
tough question
Posted by Auburn80
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm to
The one that poops on your windshield.
Posted by cattus
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:26 pm to
Humming
Posted by BigBinBR
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Are you my therapist?
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:26 pm to
Humming bird,everyone loves them and nobody would kill me to eat me. plus free nectar at all of the old peoples back yards.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:27 pm to
Seagull for me. To soar over the water sounds great.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:28 pm to
Velociraptor
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Big cock
Posted by Rebel
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to
A great horned owl.

Posted by HDAU
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Do the chickens have large talons?
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RIP Wayde
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Kiwi
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to
frick birds. I strongly dislike most birds. Birds aren’t totally stupid but are total assholes.
Posted by mattz1122
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to
Big Bird
Posted by Richard Grayson
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

Do the chickens have large talons


Well they’re trophy chickens, so… yeah… they’re pretty big
Posted by BackInBlackTiger
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How much have you been smoking today guy?
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