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If you could be any type of bird what would you be?
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:23 pm
Assuming, of course, that birds are real and not government spy drones I think I go with the Eurasian Eagle Owl.
They’re majestic apex predators with absolutely silent flight thanks to sound dampening adaptive feathers and razor sharp claws they can swoop down and annihilate their pry with ruthless speed and efficiency.
Either that or some dipshit dirty pigeon in the slums of Nam eating old crumbs from dirty street water.
They’re majestic apex predators with absolutely silent flight thanks to sound dampening adaptive feathers and razor sharp claws they can swoop down and annihilate their pry with ruthless speed and efficiency.
Either that or some dipshit dirty pigeon in the slums of Nam eating old crumbs from dirty street water.
This post was edited on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm
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Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm to weadjust
the middle finger
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm to Richard Grayson
Anyone who doesn't say bald eagle hates America.
This post was edited on 5/30/23 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm to Richard Grayson
I like boobies
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm to Richard Grayson
tough question
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:25 pm to Richard Grayson
The one that poops on your windshield.
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:26 pm to Richard Grayson
Humming
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:26 pm to Richard Grayson
Are you my therapist?
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:26 pm to Richard Grayson
Humming bird,everyone loves them and nobody would kill me to eat me. plus free nectar at all of the old peoples back yards.
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:27 pm to Richard Grayson
Seagull for me. To soar over the water sounds great.
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:28 pm to Richard Grayson
Velociraptor
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:28 pm to Richard Grayson
Big cock
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to Richard Grayson
A great horned owl.
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to Richard Grayson
Do the chickens have large talons?
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to Richard Grayson
Kiwi
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to Richard Grayson
frick birds. I strongly dislike most birds. Birds aren’t totally stupid but are total assholes.
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:29 pm to Richard Grayson
Big Bird
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:30 pm to HDAU
quote:
Do the chickens have large talons
Well they’re trophy chickens, so… yeah… they’re pretty big
Posted on 5/30/23 at 9:30 pm to mattz1122
How much have you been smoking today guy?
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