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re: If you break out of jail and are looking at life where you going?
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:12 pm to Tedorgeron
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:12 pm to Tedorgeron
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and disappear to a big city.
Enjoy your ride back to the pen
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Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:25 pm to Tedorgeron
I’m assuming I’m wanted in the USA, so I’m getting out of there with a quickness. I would probably head for Eastern Europe where my technical skills could get me into a good position and I could maintain a fake ID.
Maybe I’d head up through Alaska, work as a fishing crew, and cross the Bering Straits in the summer. Then the long journey to the west. I’d have to figure out how to make a living enroute, but I know I could.
Maybe I’d head up through Alaska, work as a fishing crew, and cross the Bering Straits in the summer. Then the long journey to the west. I’d have to figure out how to make a living enroute, but I know I could.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 5:41 pm to Penrod
If Black, Baton Rouge. I'd blend right in.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:03 pm to Penrod
As a completely law-abiding citizen, this is something I spend an unreasonable amount of time thinking about.
Disappearing with some time to plan vs doing it as a wanted fugitive with no money are completely different.
Makes for much less options.
Disappearing with some time to plan vs doing it as a wanted fugitive with no money are completely different.
Makes for much less options.
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:25 pm to Tedorgeron
I would immediately go to a vacuum shop and order a new dust filter for a Hoover Maxextract Pressurepro model 60
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:33 pm to Tedorgeron
I would first try AOC’s apartment, telling her I am in the country illegally and need to be harbored to avoid deportation.
I like my chances and have skills to offer.
I like my chances and have skills to offer.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:36 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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Disappearing with some time to plan vs doing it as a wanted fugitive with no money are completely different. Makes for much less options.
Yes. It’s much more difficult to do if you are breaking out of prison. If I just had to disappear as someone who hadn’t escaped from prison, even if I was still wanted by law enforcement I think I could figure something out. But I’d have access to cash in that scenario where I would basically be starting from scratch as an escapee. You essentially have to have help from at least one person if you escape from prison.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:36 pm to Ping Pong
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The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination
And just how do you plan to survive the winter without getting something built that will require some kind of credentials (or loads of cash)?
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:37 pm to Willie Stroker
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would first try AOC’s apartment, telling her I am in the country illegally and need to be harbored to avoid deportation. I like my chances and have skills to offer.
You don’t need skills. She’d bang tiu repeatedly for being so brave and trying to find a better life.
Similar to that whacko nut chick on the poli board.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:37 pm to TackySweater
Get long covid..mask up
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:38 pm to Tedorgeron
South Chile on the coast
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:39 pm to forkedintheroad
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how do you plan to survive the winter without getting something built
Alaska has long been a place for people running from something to hide, I suppose technology has made that a little more difficult
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:42 pm to Tedorgeron
Skid row in L.A. or the tenderloin in SF. I think I could blend in with the homeless and get some free food. Cops won’t bother you too
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:46 pm to Tedorgeron
French Foreign Legion ~ they will take care of you
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:55 pm to Tedorgeron
I watched a youtube video about disappearing like this. Your best bet was a conservative city between 25-50k people. So Utah for me
Posted on 5/16/25 at 6:56 pm to Tedorgeron
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catch a ride with a buddy as far as you can get and disappear to a big city
Im not your buddy, pal
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:03 pm to HoboDickCheese
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Zihuatanejo, a beach town on the Pacific coast of Mexico
You’ll need a man who knows how to get things.
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:12 pm to Tedorgeron
Good try.
Are you gonna ask me where I would bury bodies next, rookie?
Are you gonna ask me where I would bury bodies next, rookie?
This post was edited on 5/16/25 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 5/16/25 at 7:15 pm to Ping Pong
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The Alaskan wilderness would be my destination
Live on the street in a major city. Avoid doing anything that gets your fingerprints or DNA taken. Shitty existence, but maybe it's better than living in a cell, IDK.
Wilderness is a no go for most people. Assuming you have the skills for it, you still have to come to town sometimes. A stranger sticks out among a few dozen people a lot more than among a few million.
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