re: If there were a trap to catch trashy people and you could bait it with a

Fresh pair of Jordan 11s. In the box. Hide yo kids.

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The ideal song would be:

Any country song plus Kid Rock

Something about mustangs and Busch beer

I'd run two separate traps.

One baited with an old beat up pickup truck flying a tattered confederate flag playing anything sung by Toby Keith

The other would be baited with old rusty cadillacs with 42" wheels. The caddy would have monitors on the doors showing reruns of Judge Judy, Maury, and Basketball Wives

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song, the ideal song would be

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Sweet Home Alabama's a good choice.

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How about a food?

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Lots of choices. I'd probably go with fried fish, though.

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The idea is to catch as much trash as possible, while not trapping too many good people.

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You'd catch a few good people too, but not many. For the best trashy:good ratio (though it wouldn't catch as many overall as fried fish), I'd go with McDonalds.

Throw in some cigarettes and muddy, jacked up ATVs/trucks, and you're all set.

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