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If Harambe were dumped in a Chinese tiger enclosure-

Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:07 pm
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:07 pm
Who wins?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:08 pm to
Don't talk about our lord and savior Harambe in such tones
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64555 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:08 pm to
2016, when Harambe jokes were funny?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:08 pm to
Harambe, Tigers have shown to lose their nerve when prey fights back
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6801 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:08 pm to
Harambe is dead, so I bet the tigers would win.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24146 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:08 pm to
The crowd
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104459 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:08 pm to
The tigers... because there's more of them.

Also possible neither of them are interested in fighting.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:10 pm to
Didn't we already see this on 1/9?
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:13 pm to
How many shitty threads you gonna start?
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:22 pm to
Depends.... Are the tigers' dicks out?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45542 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:23 pm to
Give me Harambe teamed up with a moose and a dolphin against 6 tigers.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 1:27 pm to
I'd pick the gorilla over the tiger in an open fight. Maybe the tiger wins if it ambushes in the wild but in an empty cage I go gorilla.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:17 pm to
You guys are way off. A solitary tiger mauls Harambe and it's not even close.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29749 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:22 pm to
At least this is better than the silly "who would win between a Grizzly Bear or a Gorilla."
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29749 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:25 pm to
Also, a tiger would destroy a gorilla and it wouldn't be close. A gorilla is stronger, no doubt, but the tiger is bigger and is a lethal killing machine.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39312 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:25 pm to
My dick has yet to see the darkness of my pants since last summer.

So harambe
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 3:26 pm
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:32 pm to
quote:


At least this is better than the silly "who would win between a Grizzly Bear or a Gorilla."



I'd take the gorilla. They're smarter. Bears are overrated. Didn't Lassie scare away a bear?
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 3:59 pm to
Amur tiger > Gorilla

Bengal tiger > Gorilla

Indo-Chinese tiger = Gorilla

Sumatran tiger = Gorilla

Malay tiger < Gorilla
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 4:28 pm to
Harambe would eat the Tigers, shite them out, then throw the shite and stick it right on your grandma's nose.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22079 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 4:41 pm to
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