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re: If anyone is missing a husky mix named Buddy, he's at gov't and 14th: Update
Posted on 12/21/23 at 11:11 am to fr33manator
Posted on 12/21/23 at 11:11 am to fr33manator
quote:
Now...if I wrote something about how an evil dog catcher plucked up buddy, and then took him to the pound, and then he escaped and had to fight a gang of young pitbulls, as an old dog... that might be worthy
and the gets aided by a crow, and a 6 toed cat named Flooficus Maximus, and they have to make a journey through the hood to try to get him home.
And what had happened was that I found him on the final leg of his journey?
I mean, I'd watch that movie.
You truly have a unique imagination. But there is one hole in your story that you would have to change. Because if he had been through all of that (escaping, fighting pit bulls, etc.) he wouldn't have been that timid of you when you tried to get close to him. He would have probably ripped your throat out.
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Posted on 12/21/23 at 11:31 am to fr33manator
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gets aided by a crow, and a 6 toed cat
Make that an alley cat and a hood rat and we have a movie deal.
Posted on 12/21/23 at 11:33 am to illuminatic
I mean...I'm playing with it now and...feeling kind of "A Boy Named Sue" spoken word cadence to it.
Should I go on?
Well Buddy was a timeworn, husky dog,
he liked chasing tires and catching frogs,
and he lived in the bottom of the town, called Baton Rouge.
Well the dog catcher there was a hateful fella,
Yes his heart was black and his belly was yella,
He made antifreeze meatballs,
Man he, was a Scrooge,
One day Buddy lifted up his leg to piss,
And the Man grabbed him up by the scruff like this,
Said "Public Urination boy, you're going down."
So he threw him in the van in a rusty cage,
Buddy biting at the bars in a husky rage,
As they ran over potholes towards the rougher, side of town,
Well Buddy, looks like the pooch is screwed, doggonit, now the dog has gone too far,
Yeah Buddy, what're you gonna do?
You're headed for the bad side of B.R.,
Second Verse
Buddy wasn't alone in his little cell,
Was a mangy mutt, with an awful smell,
Buddy sniffed his butt and asked him, "what's your sin?"
"I'm Goose and they got me for smokin' quack,
Caught a duck in the park with the pond out back,
And if I get out, well I'm probably gonna do it again,"
Then a six-toed cat with some shifty eyes,
Said "You're busted boys, and you better get wise,
Cause the place they're taking us to, it means we're done."
Then the driver choked on his Jack and Coke,
Hit a pothole so deep that the axle broke,
Then the doors came open and they took their chance to run,
Well Buddy, looks like the pooch is screwed, doggonit, now the dog has gone too far,
Yeah Buddy, what're you gonna do?
You're headed for the bad side of B.R.
Should I go on?
Well Buddy was a timeworn, husky dog,
he liked chasing tires and catching frogs,
and he lived in the bottom of the town, called Baton Rouge.
Well the dog catcher there was a hateful fella,
Yes his heart was black and his belly was yella,
He made antifreeze meatballs,
Man he, was a Scrooge,
One day Buddy lifted up his leg to piss,
And the Man grabbed him up by the scruff like this,
Said "Public Urination boy, you're going down."
So he threw him in the van in a rusty cage,
Buddy biting at the bars in a husky rage,
As they ran over potholes towards the rougher, side of town,
Well Buddy, looks like the pooch is screwed, doggonit, now the dog has gone too far,
Yeah Buddy, what're you gonna do?
You're headed for the bad side of B.R.,
Second Verse
Buddy wasn't alone in his little cell,
Was a mangy mutt, with an awful smell,
Buddy sniffed his butt and asked him, "what's your sin?"
"I'm Goose and they got me for smokin' quack,
Caught a duck in the park with the pond out back,
And if I get out, well I'm probably gonna do it again,"
Then a six-toed cat with some shifty eyes,
Said "You're busted boys, and you better get wise,
Cause the place they're taking us to, it means we're done."
Then the driver choked on his Jack and Coke,
Hit a pothole so deep that the axle broke,
Then the doors came open and they took their chance to run,
Well Buddy, looks like the pooch is screwed, doggonit, now the dog has gone too far,
Yeah Buddy, what're you gonna do?
You're headed for the bad side of B.R.
This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 12/21/23 at 11:42 am to fr33manator
quote:
Update: was able to find him Again, give him some food, found the number and found out who he belongs to. He's back where he needs to be
Thanks man
Posted on 12/21/23 at 11:49 am to fr33manator
Good job fr33man
Posted on 12/21/23 at 2:40 pm to illuminatic
Well they went one way, then they went the other,
Baton Rouge road signs read wrong they discovered,
But the cat named Floof seemed to know just, what to do,
Then a pack of dogs, known for eating babies,
Came rumblin' up, ruff and rife with rabies,
Pitbulls, poodles, and pugs, hell a Pomeranian too!
Well ol' six-toes ran up into a tree,
Said, "Sorry boys, that's too much for me,
And it's high time I made my own, Hemingway."
Then Goose said "Buddy we're in real deep poop,
Cause I've seen these mongrels by the, chicken coop,
Yeah they're real bad dogs and they're wanted for, fowl play."
Well Buddy, looks like the pooch is screwed, doggonit, now the dog has gone too far,
Yeah Buddy, what're you gonna do?
Brouhaha in the bad side of B.R.,
Baton Rouge road signs read wrong they discovered,
But the cat named Floof seemed to know just, what to do,
Then a pack of dogs, known for eating babies,
Came rumblin' up, ruff and rife with rabies,
Pitbulls, poodles, and pugs, hell a Pomeranian too!
Well ol' six-toes ran up into a tree,
Said, "Sorry boys, that's too much for me,
And it's high time I made my own, Hemingway."
Then Goose said "Buddy we're in real deep poop,
Cause I've seen these mongrels by the, chicken coop,
Yeah they're real bad dogs and they're wanted for, fowl play."
Well Buddy, looks like the pooch is screwed, doggonit, now the dog has gone too far,
Yeah Buddy, what're you gonna do?
Brouhaha in the bad side of B.R.,
Posted on 12/21/23 at 5:27 pm to fr33manator
Good on you. Above and beyond.
Posted on 12/21/23 at 6:35 pm to fr33manator
Going out of your way to get this pupper home.
You’re a good dude
You’re a good dude
Posted on 12/21/23 at 6:41 pm to WhiskeyThrottle
Hate to see old dogs lost. Hate to see all dogs lost but I got a 14 yo Aussie and I'd hate
—that’s a lot of hate
—that’s a lot of hate
Posted on 12/21/23 at 6:45 pm to fr33manator
Glad to see a happy ending unlike the ending we got with that nutria a few years back. Anyone remember the name of that nutria? awww poor little Tanden.
Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:04 pm to fr33manator
You are areally awesome person..
Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:32 pm to Tigahs24Seven
This is standard procedure for the OT.
Yall remember Pandy Fackler and that list pup out on New Orleans East. I do
Yall remember Pandy Fackler and that list pup out on New Orleans East. I do
Posted on 12/21/23 at 8:08 pm to TigerMyth36
Yeah, it did have a happy ending and I was glad.
Was kind of bummed when I couldn't find him when I came back but just kept on driving around the area and found him again. He's a good dog.
Finished his story/song too,
Well they were outnumbered a bunch to two,
Looked like they had bit off more than they could chew,
And the pitbull leader of the pack was twice their size,
Buddy turned to face him and stood his ground,
Then a ball of fur came flying down,
Twelve toes a flaying at his ears and nose and eyes,
Fighting like wolves, well they showed no fear,
Ol' Goose took a bite outta biggun's rear,
And Buddy gave an amateur neutering to some mutts,
'bout the battle I won't go on at length,
But it's true what they say about Old dog strength,
That pack of curs went running, tails between their butts,
Floof found a home with an old fishmonger,
But Goose couldn't take it any longer,
He found a flock of ducks, afraid he's still hooked on quack,
Buddy thought dog thoughts as he wandered,
"Am I the goodest boy?", he pondered,
"Where is the ball?" "Would my tail chase me back?"
Yeah he would ramble and he would roam,
And a one eyed pirate would help him home,
But man that sonofabitch was looking sorry,
So take some advice from a stupid man,
In the glove box keep you a dog food can,
And don't try to entice lost mutts with,
Calamari.
That's all I had on me the first time. Should have known it wasn't gonna work. Oh well, happy ending anyway.
Was kind of bummed when I couldn't find him when I came back but just kept on driving around the area and found him again. He's a good dog.
Finished his story/song too,
Well they were outnumbered a bunch to two,
Looked like they had bit off more than they could chew,
And the pitbull leader of the pack was twice their size,
Buddy turned to face him and stood his ground,
Then a ball of fur came flying down,
Twelve toes a flaying at his ears and nose and eyes,
Fighting like wolves, well they showed no fear,
Ol' Goose took a bite outta biggun's rear,
And Buddy gave an amateur neutering to some mutts,
'bout the battle I won't go on at length,
But it's true what they say about Old dog strength,
That pack of curs went running, tails between their butts,
Floof found a home with an old fishmonger,
But Goose couldn't take it any longer,
He found a flock of ducks, afraid he's still hooked on quack,
Buddy thought dog thoughts as he wandered,
"Am I the goodest boy?", he pondered,
"Where is the ball?" "Would my tail chase me back?"
Yeah he would ramble and he would roam,
And a one eyed pirate would help him home,
But man that sonofabitch was looking sorry,
So take some advice from a stupid man,
In the glove box keep you a dog food can,
And don't try to entice lost mutts with,
Calamari.
That's all I had on me the first time. Should have known it wasn't gonna work. Oh well, happy ending anyway.
This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 12/21/23 at 8:14 pm to fr33manator
Cool lost dog story. Couple find a small dog wandering near their house. Has a tag with number. Lady answers (Sally) and gets address information. 20 minutes later, Ron and Sally Wood show up to pick up the pup.
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:04 pm to fr33manator
Look man, stop stealing my material.
Posted on 12/22/23 at 11:39 am to Jumpinjack
quote:
20 minutes later, Ron and Sally Wood show up to pick up the pup.
Like the guy from The Rolling Stones?
Posted on 12/22/23 at 12:04 pm to fr33manator
crazy story. my parents dog went missing back on nov 28th and he just showed back up this morning. my dad had let him out to use the bathroom and when he called him back in the dog ran off to be a shithead. this morning he shows up. they said he must have been at someones house because they trimmed some hair on his face. pretty crazy its been nearly a month.
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