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If an intruder broke in your home, would your pooch attack?

Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:38 pm
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:38 pm
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:38 pm to
I keep a .357 and a .45 Incase she doesn’t
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:39 pm to
He would roll over and show his red rocket.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:39 pm to
Our dog would wag his tail and try to get the burglar to play with him.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:41 pm to
Dont own one
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:41 pm to
No. Pooch would run up, piss on the floor, and lay down to get petted.
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5527 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:42 pm to
One would and one would run and hide. My lab was abused before we adopted him and he’s warry if others until he sees us interacting friendly with them. He fricking hates people that deliver shite tothe house and I have no doubt if someone broke in he would attack. My other dog is just a pussy
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:43 pm to
Nope, but the HK would
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:44 pm to
My lab loves everybody.

Except squirrels. He hates those mfers.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:45 pm to
Yes, these completely spoiled house dogs are going to turn into savage beasts.

That lady was really surprised her yellow lab was leaving? It was probably more likely to get help than bite the stranger.



Now you baws see what pit bulls are for.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:45 pm to
No, they’d give away the alarm and safe codes for a belly rub and a treat.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:46 pm to
quote:

My lab loves everybody. 

Except squirrels. He hates those mfers.

Our dog chases them along the fence all day but I don't know what he'd do if he caught one. Probably nothing.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:48 pm to
Had a German Shepherd, she definitely would have. She knocked the plumber down once and started dragging him by the shirt. RIP Sarah.
This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 7:52 pm
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:48 pm to
They sleep in kennels, so no. But they would make quite a ruckus, and I would clearly know something was up.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:48 pm to
Our yorkie would give it a solid go, may even draw blood. Dude doesnt give a shite. And then you realize he's like 10lbs and can punt him across the room.

But seriously, he hates everyone except me and the wife. Doesnt even like our kid.

And he chased a 50lb poodle down the block when it snuck him from the back.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16524 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 7:53 pm to
Ours would bark and growl like crazy. Enough to wake us up. Don't think he would attack an intruder though
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 5/5/19 at 8:14 pm to
Nope, she is all about belly rubs.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23248 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 8:20 pm to
The test is stupid because a truly watchful dog would hear and sense the intruder long before they get to the door. The dog would be at the door to block off the intruder. My Aussie bangs on the door growling when anyone is at the door, making sure they know "you ain't coming in."

I had a Belgian Malinois who was bigger and who would definitely not let an intruder in, but the Aussie is very quick (slays copperheads without getting bit) and has a wild attack style. She is a better guard dog than the Belgian. My Border Collie loved everyone.

My Aussie Shepherd would go wild and tear up some arse. She goes wild dog mode when undesirables are around. I had some meth head head towards me with a bat, mumbling threats and swinging the bat. My dog came after him, and he kicked her. He didn't realize that herding dogs are bred to take a kick from an animal, and go back to work. She worked on him with bites, and she's very quick so she dodged more kicks.

Guy ran off. Cops came, thought it was funny as shite.

This post was edited on 5/5/19 at 8:55 pm
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30321 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 8:51 pm to
My next door neighbor's dog would bark enough to wake us all up as soon as they exited their car. That little yapper is better than our security system.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/5/19 at 8:51 pm to
They’re Pit Bulls. Intruder would have to be a child.



But they’d frick that Kid up
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