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re: Idiot attacks car and eats pavement.

Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:43 pm to
Posted by moester75
Anne Arundel County, MD
Member since Oct 2018
1544 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:43 pm to
That really motivated me man just like the guy that shot the dude that hit him in the face when he was driving down the road. This is why I lurk the OT for posts just like this. I’m not proud that I love to see stuff like this but it is the truth I hope GOD forgive me for it. That was out fricking standing.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6442 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 11:19 pm to
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 11:58 pm to
I still don't understand why people stand in front of vehicles, especially when you are doing it aggressively.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144696 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 12:01 am to
He must've had a car full of Little Debbies.

Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
67263 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 12:03 am to
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15429 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 6:37 am to
One guy out there with some logic, and he was the only black guy in that healing pile of white trash. “Nobody saying oh my god when he was beating on his window”.

That fat arse gonna have road rash the size of a king-sized mattress

Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 6:59 am to
Man, whenever he gets a shower thats gona burn
Posted by AGreySlate
South Carolina
Member since Jun 2018
866 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:02 am to
quote:

I figured he would roll considering his roundness

Must also consider Newton’s first and second laws of motion...with the mass of this gentleman he has a greater tendency to resist a change in direction. He was more of a projectile at that point.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26247 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 7:11 am to
The best part of this thread was when I looked down and saw the ad underneath it entitled" block the burn" -- a suntan lotion ad
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10529 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Instead of speed bump. That's speed jump


Or this one:
Posted by Pioneer BS 175
Pcola
Member since Jul 2015
1307 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 9:55 am to
We could improve the design of the t-shirt by adding a person hanging out of the window with an AR-15.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30588 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:46 am to
Humpty Dumpty gonna have a road rash



FAT arse
Posted by just1dawg
Virginia
Member since Dec 2011
1496 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 10:51 am to
And now society will pay for that fool's skin grafts.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5184 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:00 am to
Toyota Slap shot from the high slot! GOOOAAALLL!!
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5184 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:03 am to
At least he did the honorable thing and picked on something his own size.

WINNER!!
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14239 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:14 am to
That looks like it would be almost as fun as tossing midgets.
Posted by Paluka
One State Over
Member since Dec 2010
10763 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:33 am to
Someone said “it’s like curling with fat people.”

LOL
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
38733 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:39 am to
People (protesters) don't realize how much force a moving vehicle has, even at minimal movement.

Just a tap after the driver takes his foot off of the break can send you flying.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1701 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:48 am to
quote:

quote:
What was the average weight of the people there? 280? More?


Way more.


Yeah, I'd say probably closer to 350!
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
5128 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 12:00 pm to
He literally rolled like a bowling ball. I needed this big laugh today! Thanks!
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