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re: Idiot attacks car and eats pavement.

Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:53 pm to
Pretty awesome video
Posted by Vlatket
Member since Oct 2016
7475 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:53 pm to
Lol fat arse slide like he was on the slippy slide
Posted by mxs1998
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2005
854 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:54 pm to
The most disturbing part was the fat ole bystander wearing white calf high socks with flip-flops
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
11310 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:00 pm to
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Carrying a lot of body fat weighs you down in moments when speed and agility are necessary.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18241 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:00 pm to
pics?
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:00 pm to
“Love a good meat crayon”
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13213 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:02 pm to
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Damn, the freakin obesity on the scene there. What was the average weight of the people there? 280? More?


Yeah, what the hell, that’s a lot of fats even for Walmart
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:03 pm to
It’s amazing how far he slid across the pavement
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
11310 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:04 pm to
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At that point, with three windows broken out and a man wielding a metal club, the driver used his car as a deadly weapon against the primary aggressor. And yes, with a judicious application of horsepower, the driver sent the portly aggressor sliding across the asphalt as if lubricated by lard
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18404 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:07 pm to
These people didn’t pass Physics class.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:12 pm to
I would say that's a bunch of Biden voters, but I doubt they know who Joe Biden is.
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 9:37 pm
Posted by Goat Rider
Boulder, CO
Member since Feb 2018
947 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:29 pm to
Not sure if that was a protest or a Weight Watchers meeting.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6858 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:39 pm to
Why is it in every one of these videos where some dumbass gets what he deserves from playing in traffic, the first responses you hear are "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!'
Bunch of anarchist heathens don't even believe in God until somebody knocks the frick out of one of them.
Posted by Aldo
Bay saint louis
Member since May 2017
217 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:40 pm to
Good for the car
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4128 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:54 pm to
Pretty sure they exceeded the parking lot weight capacity!
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
24077 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 9:59 pm to
Holy shite that dude is gonna have some serious road rash on his back.
Posted by BlueWaffleHouse
LA
Member since Jul 2012
2016 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:10 pm to
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Not sure if that was a protest or a Weight Watchers meeting.


Protesting that guy in the car after he bought the last box of little Debbie’s.
Posted by messyjesse
Member since Nov 2015
2319 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:34 pm to
At least he did the honorable thing and picked on something his own size.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:37 pm to
That is a fat crew. What are they protesting, weight watchers?
Posted by ItalianIceMaker
Member since May 2020
199 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 10:38 pm to
After that fat arse bit the dust a second time I thought he magically reappeared as he walked in front of the camera. Turns out it was another look-a-like fat arse
This post was edited on 7/9/20 at 12:40 am
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