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re: Idiot attacks car and eats pavement.

Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:16 pm to
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
3061 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:16 pm to
That was awesome!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76245 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:17 pm to
They look like a bunch of penguins who broke into the fish freezer at the zoo and ate themselves damn near to death.
Look at em....just waddling around with their chests puffed out like John fricking Wayne.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:18 pm
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9353 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:20 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:21 pm
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10228 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:21 pm to
Give him some gravy to drink and he should perk right up.
Posted by Jaydeaux
Covington
Member since May 2005
19695 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:22 pm to
Fat boy skidded like a turtle
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:23 pm to
I'll never understand the mentality of those that scream foul when someone defends themselves.

Just shoot every one of the worthless fricks.
Posted by MurderHornet
Beaumont, TX
Member since Jun 2020
411 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:24 pm to
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LOL, way to fat to get out of the way.


He actually makes a concerted effort to get in the way after he gets off the ground lol
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:25 pm to
Lots of fat people
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15206 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:26 pm to
Instead of speed bump. That's speed jump
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15818 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:28 pm to
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Fat boy skidded like a turtle


I figured he would roll considering his roundness
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1327 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:29 pm to
Looks like the driver got their "pound of flesh" and then some from the protester.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76245 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

figured he would roll considering his roundness

That's a whole lot of arse causing a whole lot of friction.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:32 pm to
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What was the average weight of the people there? 280? More?


Way more.
Posted by Not_Sure
Member since Jul 2020
95 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:35 pm to
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It’s like curling, but for fat people




Wonder what the little person chasing the car was thinking.
This post was edited on 7/8/20 at 8:38 pm
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29915 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:37 pm to
Reminds me of the stupid woman who went to Palestine a few years back. Thought she was gonna solve the conflict there by standing in front of a bulldozer with a protest sign.

She got squished because the bulldozer operator never saw her.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76245 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

What was the average weight of the people there? 280? More?

quote:

Way more.

The women don't even bring the average down.
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
14505 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:39 pm to
Dude slid across the pavement like a walrus on ice.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:43 pm to
at the black dude at the end that says, “Oh my God, oh my God. But nobody say oh my god when a muthafricka beatin’ on somebody’s car!”
Posted by Frosty86
Member since Nov 2019
208 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:45 pm to
I’m sure that belly was well lubricated! Dude probably sweats straight chicken grease out his pores
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8743 posts
Posted on 7/8/20 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

at the black dude at the end that says, “Oh my God, oh my God. But nobody say oh my god when a muthafricka beatin’ on somebody’s car!”


That was awesome.
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