Ideas on what to do with a giant spider?

So my kids found and captured a giant spider.

This thing is definitely the biggest non-tarantula spider that I've ever seen.

And it's swarming with tiny spiders


Now, like many of you, the first thought that entered my mind was

But then, I thought about that old adage,

"When life gives you giant spiders, make giant spiderade."



Seriously, this thing is massive. I could probably make a small hamburger (spiderburger?) out of it.

So I ask of you OT, what are some fun ideas to do with a giant spider? (brimming with smaller versions of itself.)

Any upcoming events that could benefit from some giant spiderosity? What mayhem could be wrought by a giant spider?

I'm open to ideas.


ETA: also what kind is it?